Admittedly I did not do much scouting for this years NBA draft, but everyone was ranting and raving that some giant lanky French 19 year old is supposed to be the player of a generation. […]
Tag: britney spears
Britney Spears Was Built For A Quarantine
Let’s be real, Britney Spears has been mentally and almost physically quarantined for about 10 years now. As a proud member of the #FreeBritney movement, I’m always there to send a supportive like or ‘you […]
Britney Is Back In A Big Way
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxDGYK7AScz/?igshid=zplun21t96pc It’s Britney Bitch!! LFG! Talk about a bounce back from the queen of the late 90’s/early 2000’s. She should have just captioned this “Dracarys” because this is fire content. Britney needs to think about […]
We All Need To Drop Everything And Save Britney Spears #FreeBritney
Britney Spears is a beacon of light for most of us; an iconic constant in our lives that we have grown up with. I can’t remember my life before Britney Spears at this point, she’s […]
Is Tiger Woods Actually Britney Spears…?
So, as most of you know, Branded is one of the last bastions of “columnistic” integrity on the Internet. And as the Internet’s White Knight, I exist to give you the hard-hitting exposés you won’t […]
HOOSWTABS: Episode 50
Just when you thought Britney Spears (@britneyspears) was the only uncancelable person on earth Tommy McNamara (@Tommymcnam) joins the podcast to challenge that. He, Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) discuss the moment Britney changed his […]
It’s Britney’s Birthday Bitch
Hold on one second, we’re talking about Britney’s birthday, BITTCHHHHH!!!
HOOSWTABS: Episode 48
Can you even imagine what Britney (@britneyspears) was like if Kevin Federline thought he could win full custody??? This week Claire (@clairethescare) and Ashley (@ashleyhammm) are digging even deeper into what Britney’s life was like […]
HOOSWTABS: Britney’s Partying Days
This week on HOOSWTABS we get into Britney’s partying days and the crowd she ran with. Comedian Devon Walker hops on in the second half to talk Paris Hilton vs. Pauly D and more.
Episode 46: Ariana Grande is Right and Justin Timberlake is Wrong
“Thank u next” – Ashley (@ashleyhammm) and Claire (@clairethescare) at Justin Timberlake’s autobiography. This week Ashley and Claire take a deep dive into “Thank u, next” by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande). It’s one of the most […]
Welcome HOOSWTABS To The Branded Podcast Network
We are excited to announce that the Branded family has grown by two. No we’re not expecting babies but instead we added a pair of basic bitches from New York. Ashley and Claire are the […]