As a longtime UFC I’ve seen my fair share of hilarious things in the sport. The Ultimate Fighter Team Hughes vs Team Serra is what lured me away from the being a WWE fan to […]
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Reddit has sex questions, Chavy has answers!
Everyone’s favorite weekly unsolicited Q&A is back! I’m not going to waste anytime with fluff foreplay, lets jump right into some questions! This is basically a free ad for this guy to try and smash […]
POOP SWITCH!! EVERYBODY GET YOUR NINTENDO POOP SWITCH!!
Honestly this reads like it’s a joke but for the sake of keeping my blogging fingers fresh (I haven’t blogged in over 48 hours) I’ll pretend this is a real post. Why would someone poop […]
Did Tyron Woodley force this man to do long division on a LIVE stream?
First off I’d like to congratulate Keith for being on the right side of history with his Gilbert Burns pick from last nights UFC Fight Night. For anyone unaware of what I am talking about […]
Will Tyron Woodley force this man to do long division on a LIVE stream?
I’m slowly integrating myself into the culture here at Branded Sports since I started blogging here 11 days ago. Part of that integration process has included talking a little trash about Philly sports and placing […]
Is the Week 3 Eagles vs Bengals matchup the most important game of 2020?
I’ve learned two things since I’ve started here at Branded Sports. 1. There are some crazy questions asked on r/sex 2. I’m blogging along side some die hard Philly sports fans. I’m not talking the […]
A Mike Tyson and Henry Cejudo pro wrestling tag team? Sign me up!
ATTENTION: PLEASE READ THIS BLOG (LINK). HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD AND END THE STIGMA AGAINST SPLIT PEE STREAMS! #SPLITPEESTREAMAWARENESS2020 We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog. Last night on TNT “Iron” Mike […]
Is a split pee stream the new alarm clock?
Like most guys I wake up early for work and it takes me about 10-15 to actually “wake up”. The 2 alarms I set usually don’t do the trick, probably because I snooze them and […]
Here’s what I’m queuing up on HBO Max Day 1.
HBO Max has finally arrived for the low price of $14.99 a month (with a 7 day free trial) and I for one am excited as a shit for this streaming platform to suck the […]
Did this man just steal all of our girlfriend’s with this TikTok?
Wow! I can’t believe in 14 seconds this guy managed put every boyfriend, fiancé, and husband on IR while stealing every woman on the planet! I sent this TikTok to my girlfriend expecting her to […]
Dak Prescott Turns Down Another Monster Deal. Is Dak The Most Selfish Player Ever?
Word on the street is that Mr. Rayne Dakota Prescott has turned down another deal offered to him by the Dallas Cowboys. @CSimmsQB joined @kandc1053 with @inthemageors, @OThankKevin & @MikeBacsik on @1053thefan today and says […]
Breaking News: Mike Tyson… Confirmed: BACK! [Video]
Ladies at gentlemen as if 2020 couldn’t get any stranger… Mike Tyson is BACK! “I’m back.” –@MikeTyson WHAT?! pic.twitter.com/0NwU9E7plU — Spinnin Backfist (@SpinninBackfist) May 11, 2020 Holy shit. Yes… YES! Feed us. Mike Tyson is […]
Mugshot Monday: The Dallas Cowboys
Yes, I am a Dallas Cowboys fan. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t know that they have been a shit show with arrests in the past. I can make fun of myself, and my team […]
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES 2ND ROUND PICK IN THE DRAFT IS….Jalen hurts?
Don’t totally hate this move—— If they keep him I’m interested in how they will use him, will they use him as a gadget Taysom Hill’ish type player or, develop him as the backup for […]
From Highest Draftee Too Highest Paid.
“ Left tackle Laremy Tunsil has agreed to a three-year, $66 million contract extension with the Texans, according to NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport and Steve Wyche.” “The deal includes $50 million guaranteed, per Rapoport, and […]