So last weekend it was brought to my attention that a human on this planet has this as their real life name: Jkmnop. I was asked a simple question that … Continue Reading How Would You Pronounce This Name: JKMNOP
Another day, another gender reveal gone terribly wrong. This time we have a beautiful fireworks show that turns into a scene from Saving Private Ryan in the blink of an … Continue Reading Can We Make Gender Reveals Illegal?
A new report is out on the most valuable sports franchises in the world, and guess who’s NUMBAH ONE: Drum roll please… AMERICA’S (THE WORLD’S) TEAM… MY DALLAS COWBOYS!! According … Continue Reading Money, Money, Money, Mooney… MONEY!
President Donny Trump wants to paint Air Force One red, white, & blue. And I only have one thing to say about that…
Hey guys- clearly I’m late, but I just got back from spending a week in Colorado risking my life multiple times for some good Instagram posts.
(Last night) Philly: “Hey you up?” Machado: “New phone who dis?” (This morning) Philly: “Hey good morning!” Pop: “New phone who dis?” Being put in the friend zone once sucks, … Continue Reading Philly Phriendzone
Look, I get it. Always warm and sunny, rains like once every three years. Bikinis and boobies everywhere. And dogs, LITERALLY everywhere. Yeah, the west coast is legit. However, is … Continue Reading West Coast… Best Coast?
Porn and more so free porn is what the internet was built on. Sure there is a lot of social justice bozos out there that think sex and men and … Continue Reading My 10 Most Hated Things About Porn
New York subway, you never seem to disappoint.
Some people don’t like Curry. I don’t get it he’s so humble but for those of you that don’t…..Merry Christmas
We have many younger readers who have been asking questions about getting woman. Now i must admit I am not great at getting any regular girls. Girls between 20-28 have … Continue Reading How To Guide: Getting MILFs And Other Sorts Of Older Woman
So last night was the MLB All-Star Game. “The mid-summer classic” Wait… Does anyone call it that anymore? If these games (that mean nothing) are such classics, how did last … Continue Reading Mid-Summer… Classic?
National tattoo day + people on Twitter = how I’m spending my evening. One man’s trashy tattoo choice is another man’s treasure. Some of the worst I saw after the … Continue Reading Yesterday Was National Tattoo Day. Here’s The Worst Ones From Twitter
Ever since Branded Sports launched I’ve been in a group text getting to know my new co-workers. One person I have talked to a bunch other than Joe has been … Continue Reading I’m Not Sure If I Hate Kevin Or Not
So last night’s WWE Raw began dealing with the fall out of the mediocre at best PPV “Extreme Rules” on Sunday. I’m talking so mediocre that I decided to not … Continue Reading WWE Raw – Extreme Rules Fallout
After watching the HR Derby last night and seeing how badass Sir. Mr. Ron Harper is (he said fuck those kids in the outfield I’m throwing heat and Bryce your … Continue Reading Cats in the Cradle & The Pro Athletes