The Philadelphia Flyers have been living in goalie hell for much of the 26 years of my life. Many have tried yet all have failed to be come “the guy” … Continue Reading The Goalie Philadelphia Deserves
Nowadays, kids in school are learning how to code and develop apps. They don’t learn cursive and will probably never know the thrill of opening the package of a brand … Continue Reading Throwback Thursday: Sorry Fornite, The Oregon Trail Was The Real Test Of Survival
All season long, my girlfriend has been hating on Mitchell Trubisky’s beard. Now, I get that it’s not the greatest, but I think it’s a pretty damn good beard for … Continue Reading Calling All Bears Fans, Let’s Join the QBs and Start Growing Our Beards – #BearsBeard
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Today I am going to walk you through having the sex talk with your children. The sex talk, an important … Continue Reading Ru How To: Having The Sex Talk With Your Children
So yeah, yesterday was Wednesday—which should be my day off if I wasn’t an absolute beast—and I was feeling dangerously close to invincible. So much so, that I feel like … Continue Reading I Stuffed The Judicial System In My Back Pocket Today…
Hey there, Hi there, Hoe there(where)?! My name is Mike Marvin or better known as Messy Marv (follow along on twitter @Messymarv31 and you will find out why). I’ve been … Continue Reading It’s about to get Messy in here
Patrick Mahomes may be this years MVP, but his stance on condiments is hot garbage. Who else would you rather have passing you the ketchup? Welcome to the team, @PatrickMahomes5! … Continue Reading America Turns On Patrick Mahomes For Partnering With Hunt’s Ketchup Because Hunt’s Is For Peons
Let me start this article by saying that MLB free agency is stupid. In every other major sport the big time free agents sign within the first week of free … Continue Reading Manny Free Agency Tour
Okay, so it’s a relatively quaint Thursday morning in New England. I just grabbed some seasonally appropriate, peppermint-oriented iced coffee of sorts from Dunkin’ in an effort to coordinate the … Continue Reading The Josh Gordon Experiment: A “Flash” In The Pan…
Do you like good food? Do you like cold drinks? Do you like talking sports? Then our first Branded Sports event is perfect for you! On Friday, December 28th from … Continue Reading Join us at our first Branded Hour Event!
It was easier to hide events like this when we didn’t have the instant coverage world of the internet. It not being the degenerate fans of Philadelphia, I’m sure espn … Continue Reading Bottlegate: The Reason Your Gameday Beer is Plastic?
Okay, so it’s Tuesday night and I’m currently watching the Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl between Northern Illinois and the University of Alabama because that’s actually a thing. Outside … Continue Reading So Yeah, I Made A Christmas Commercial…
Today is the start of early signing period for top high school football prospects. They’ll sign their national letters of intent starting today and ending Friday. Yes, an 18 year … Continue Reading Early Signing Period
I’m currently in the bargaining stage of accepting LeBron into my life as a Los Angeles Laker. I don’t particularly mind not being below .500 and I may actually enjoy … Continue Reading Carmelo Anthony Joining The Lakers Will Push Me Over The Edge
T-Pain, aka Teddy Pain, aka Teddy Bend her ass Down, aka Nappy Boy is being accused of plagiarizing music composed by Mithoon from a movie directed by Mohit Suri. T-Pain’s … Continue Reading T-Pain Accused of Plagiarizing Music from a Bollywood Movie
Dear Lions Of Detroit, The battle of this year has been long and tough. Men have been loved and lost on this great field of battle. Gladiators like Captain Wentz … Continue Reading Dear Lions Of Detroit