Before the weekend started people were wondering if this was the most electric week in sports all year, which is categorically false. Sure you had the NCAA championship, start of … Continue Reading Is Today The Most Lit Sunday On Social Media Of All Time?
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!! It’s currently Sunday, April 14th—a day that will be remembered forever as the day Tiger Woods obtained what nearly every talking head, radio personality, dickhead blogger, group … Continue Reading GUYS… IT HAPPENED!!!!!!
🇺🇸 #DCFamily Robinson got arrested for a fight outside a nightclub with Philadelphia Eagles’ Jalen Mills, per reports 🇮🇹 Robinson è stato arrestato per una rissa fuori da un nightclub … Continue Reading Jalen Mills Arrested For Involvement In A Fight At DC Nightclub
Joel Embiid the most enigmatic athlete in Philadelphia history just claimed on Instagram in hashtag form that he won’t be playing Sunday. Hopefully a troll but definitely concerning to Sixers … Continue Reading Embiid Says #ImOut in Insta Post
Huge Boob The Largest Boob Dainty Boob Loud Boob Undesired Boob Attack From Behind Boob Sixers In 5 Boobs Dumb Boob White Power Boob Nerd Boob MAGA Boob Tomi Lahern … Continue Reading Here’s A Bunch Of Big Boobs To Get You Into The Weekend
Luke Walton has now joined the ranks of departing Laker’s staff. He and the lakers have agreed to part ways according to Bleacher Report.
So, as most of you know, Branded is one of the last bastions of “columnistic” integrity on the Internet. And as the Internet’s White Knight, I exist to give you … Continue Reading Is Tiger Woods Actually Britney Spears…?
“Reading the headline pretty much gives all the information to which I am privy, but the manual siphoning of blocked milk ducts is a thing that happened in the Cavallari/Cutler … Continue Reading Jay Cutler Unclogged Kristin Cavallaris Milk Ducts By ‘Sucking Harder Than He’s Ever Sucked Before’
Well, Major League Drinks continues with Major League Baseball team #2 ….the New York Yankees! This one’s for Kmess even though it pains me, but since I did the Mets … Continue Reading MAJOR LEAGUE DRINKS… Team #2: New York Yankees Drink: Manhattan
Going into this series I’ve been telling everyone and their mothers that this would be a big disappointment should the Bruins lose this series against Toronto. With all due respect … Continue Reading Bruins Drop Game 1 to Toronto in One-Sided Track Meet
(Originally written in April of 2014, edited for clarity in 2019) I’ve been thinking about writing this thing out for a long time. I’ve probably tried a dozen times or … Continue Reading The Longest Week Of My Life: A Personal Account by Sarge From The CGS Podcast
Baby steps people. You have to walk before you run and that has never been more true than with the Red Sox. Which means what once was the standard of … Continue Reading Mitch “MVP” Moreland Comes Through Again Before Devers Walks-Off for the Sox
Buzzfeed Wants Us To Think “Single People Are Revealing All The Things They Love About Being Single And It’s A Big Mood”
While aimlessly scrolling my Twitter feed during all the free time I have from being single, I stumbled upon this Buzzfeed article. I’m always pretty skeptical of articles about single … Continue Reading Buzzfeed Wants Us To Think “Single People Are Revealing All The Things They Love About Being Single And It’s A Big Mood”
The video of D-Rose back in the day finding out he got traded to the Knicks is wild pic.twitter.com/M32XRaxUR0 — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 12, 2019 Jeeeeezzzzzzz. Talk about cutting … Continue Reading Video Of Derrick Rose Finding Out He Was Traded Is Wild And Heartbreaking
If you don’t love Avicii… uh.. Handwave. It was announced that he was working on a new album when he passed away. The artists he was working with have come … Continue Reading AVICII’s SOS (Featuring Aloe Blacc) is already the Jam of the Summer!
According to reports coming out, Citizen’s Bank Park will be the home of the 2026 MLB All Star Game. Not only will Philly be hosting the All Star Game in … Continue Reading Philadelphia to Host 2026 MLB All Star Game