I was going to use the word Star but I hate calling any of these MTV assholes Stars. She is […]
Gary Sanchez is a BUM.
I am a diehard Yankees fan. My veins are actually pinstripes. There is nothing in this world like having a […]
Planet Fitness: NOT an Arrest-Free Zone
You’ve heard of “curls for the girls” or “squats for the thots,” but this guy went with “dicks for the chicks.”
Man Made Catch Of The Year Last Night
WITH CHILD IN HAND! #SCtop10 pic.twitter.com/tPNHGKBMyo — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 24, 2018 Dude makes a one armed grab, over other […]
Put Me In Coach…
I finally made it. I’m writing for a blog. About fantasy football. I have so many people to thank… Hi everyone. […]
There’s Nothing Like Loving The Philadelphia Eagles
There is nothing on this planet like being an Eagles fan. I know what the non Eagles fans are saying […]
Utley Received A Hero’s Welcome Home Last Night
It’s no secret, Philadelphia LOVES Chase Utley and for good reason. He is like the city’s favorite son. He played […]
LAST CHANCE U IS BACK… AND IT’S FANTASTIC.
Netflix has brought us some of the best quality shows and documentaries this world has seen. I mean… 13 Reasons […]
JLo Throwing Haymakers
Yesterday was all about one person. Tiger Woods. He took a lead on the last day of the open and the […]
Shhh, they have to hit a tiny ball into cup that is really far away….
This past weekend was the British Open concluded and of course I was wearing my red on Sunday. Tiger is […]
Story Time With Papa Ru: The Pyramid Scheme
Welcome to a new segment we are starting here at Branded, “Story Time With Papa Ru”. I have lived an […]
GET EXCITED!!
Ya see, that title… It’s called a tease. “Oh I want to get excited. I like excitement! What’s he talking […]
Now You’re In NEEEEEEEEWWWW YOOORRRRRRKKKK!!!!!
175 lb fella looking for a peaceful ride to work vs 300+ lbs woman seeking pure destruction. Who you got? […]
Jason Spencer Is About To Have A Tough Week NSFW
Last night on Who Is America, Sacha Baron Cohen had Jason Spencer, a real life politician, on his show and […]
The Top 10 Most Disgusting Awful Injuries Ever!
10. Sid Vicious I mean…. Ew. Obviously we know wrestling is scripted but there is some real danger out there. […]