Wayne Simmonds has been traded to the Nashville Predators. Stay with us as we gather more information. Full trade: #Flyers send Wayne Simmonds to #preds for Ryan Hartman and 2020 conditional 4th round pick. Can […]
A Tale As Old As Time: Man Hides Micro-Penis From Wife Until The Honeymoon, Wife Tells Everyone About Micro-Penis, Man Sues Wife For Telling
“A man is threatening to sue his new wife after she wrote about his micropenis on the internet . The woman claims her new husband kept it a secret until they were on their honeymoon […]
Scared Of Flying? Then I Don’t Recommend Watching This
Nearly did a Kaitlin Bennett in my pants just watching this. Thankfully the British Airways plane eventually landed safely and no one was hurt. BUUUUTT you can’t fly again after that. That’s all she wrote […]
The Steam Dream
The takes are free. Always unwarranted. Any comments, questions or concerns, come see these tweets @hefadesme Before I hit publish on my first piece for this blog off, I want to cover some things surrounding […]
Murt’s Man Bait-Easy Banana Bread (step by step pictures inside)
I buy a lot of bananas this time of year. They are always in season and they’re super inexpensive. The thing with bananas is that if they go bad, you can still use them to […]
It Appears Khloe Kardashian Will Not Be The Next Bachelorette And It’s Pretty Dumb Of Her
Unfortunately, I’ve spent the last week laying awake in bed at night thinking about Khloe Kardashian. I don’t want to admit I care about the Kardashians at all, but god dammit Khloe has had such […]
This 83 Yard Reception To A Dog Is Better Than Any Highlight From The Super Bowl
83-yard completion to a dog. The AAF is revolutionizing football.pic.twitter.com/a8xZFLyV4a — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@sportingnews) February 25, 2019 The Rams wish they had this very good boy on their team during the Super Bowl when […]
Mugshot Monday: Jussie Smollett
How could today’s Mugshot Monday be anyone but this clown? People might say… What about Robert Kraft?? Well he hasn’t been arrested yet, so stay tuned for next week. So if for some reason you […]
Irina Shayk Needs To Have The Russian Government Take Care Of Lady Gaga
I don’t know how secure with yourself you have to be to let the events at the 2019 Oscars just happen. I’ll never reach that level of confidence. Partially because I do not look like […]
As An Outsider To FAL Nation, I Think The “FAL” Army Is The Strongest Army On Twitter
Since Branded Sports has started I have noticed a trend in my followers. I get a whole bunch of “FALs” following me thanks to Kmess being a huge Fal himself. I didn’t know much about […]
Joey Boats’ Official Oscars Betting Guide…
Over the last few days, I’ve been dumping reviews on Best Picture nominees all over the place in preparation for what will most likely be an incredibly sub-par Oscar night. Essentially, there are really only […]
Sarge’s List to Please Alex “Walmart Fabio” Cortez
Last week new age Fabio, Alexander Cortes, gave us his guide to being a beautiful woman. https://twitter.com/AJA_Cortes/status/1098710614057222146 Don’t listen to that shit ladies. Take advice from a real man. Follow @BastardProphet on Twitter
Derailed Episode 14
Harry Mayes (harrymayesTU) & Eytan Shander (shandershow) talk about the (lack of?) MLB big signings, some of the other stuff going on this week. True Detective too! We give our theories.” Make sure to catch #DeRailedShow […]
Is Trump the Bigger Name? #FellateGate
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/509685152159903744?s=21 This tweets gonna leave us guessing while the police hash all this out. Personally I hope #FellateGate takes down some big names. It’s either Donald Trump or it’s possibly… “Robert Kraft is not the […]
BlacKkKlansman: “Heavy” But Can It Win The Oscar?
So for those who’ve been following along, this is why I’m so fucking good. Instead of giving you timely reviews of movies when they come out, I procrastinate until the last second, allowing you to […]