Joel Embiid the most enigmatic athlete in Philadelphia history just claimed on Instagram in hashtag form that he won’t be playing Sunday. Hopefully a troll but definitely concerning to Sixers faithful. View this post on […]
Here’s A Bunch Of Big Boobs To Get You Into The Weekend
Huge Boob The Largest Boob Dainty Boob Loud Boob Undesired Boob Attack From Behind Boob Sixers In 5 Boobs Dumb Boob White Power Boob Nerd Boob MAGA Boob Tomi Lahern Wannabe Boob Fox Boob Insufferable […]
Is Tiger Woods Actually Britney Spears…?
So, as most of you know, Branded is one of the last bastions of “columnistic” integrity on the Internet. And as the Internet’s White Knight, I exist to give you the hard-hitting exposés you won’t […]
Jay Cutler Unclogged Kristin Cavallaris Milk Ducts By ‘Sucking Harder Than He’s Ever Sucked Before’
“Reading the headline pretty much gives all the information to which I am privy, but the manual siphoning of blocked milk ducts is a thing that happened in the Cavallari/Cutler household. For those who weren’t […]
MAJOR LEAGUE DRINKS… Team #2: New York Yankees Drink: Manhattan
Well, Major League Drinks continues with Major League Baseball team #2 ….the New York Yankees! This one’s for Kmess even though it pains me, but since I did the Mets the other day, I figure […]
Bruins Drop Game 1 to Toronto in One-Sided Track Meet
Going into this series I’ve been telling everyone and their mothers that this would be a big disappointment should the Bruins lose this series against Toronto. With all due respect to Toronto’s front end, top-tier […]
The Longest Week Of My Life: A Personal Account by Sarge From The CGS Podcast
(Originally written in April of 2014, edited for clarity in 2019) I’ve been thinking about writing this thing out for a long time. I’ve probably tried a dozen times or so but could never get […]
Mitch “MVP” Moreland Comes Through Again Before Devers Walks-Off for the Sox
Baby steps people. You have to walk before you run and that has never been more true than with the Red Sox. Which means what once was the standard of great starting pitching and hoping […]
Buzzfeed Wants Us To Think “Single People Are Revealing All The Things They Love About Being Single And It’s A Big Mood”
While aimlessly scrolling my Twitter feed during all the free time I have from being single, I stumbled upon this Buzzfeed article. I’m always pretty skeptical of articles about single people because I assume it’s […]
Video Of Derrick Rose Finding Out He Was Traded Is Wild And Heartbreaking
The video of D-Rose back in the day finding out he got traded to the Knicks is wild https://t.co/M32XRaxUR0 — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 12, 2019 Jeeeeezzzzzzz. Talk about cutting onions in a dusty room. […]
AVICII’s SOS (Featuring Aloe Blacc) is already the Jam of the Summer!
If you don’t love Avicii… uh.. Handwave. It was announced that he was working on a new album when he passed away. The artists he was working with have come together to finish the album. […]
Philadelphia to Host 2026 MLB All Star Game
According to reports coming out, Citizen’s Bank Park will be the home of the 2026 MLB All Star Game. Not only will Philly be hosting the All Star Game in 2026, it will also coincide […]
The Movie “US” Had Me Thinking…
Saw the movie ‘US’ last night in theatres.. Not bad, not bad at all. Jordan Peele is making some fucking hot shit right now. I’m not a movie critic or anything, and I’m not giving […]
What’s The Best Sport To Watch on TV?
So as I write this, it’s the opening round of The Masters and, as we all know, Tiger’s fucking back. I’ve come to realize I’m probably in the 1% of Tiger fans on the planet. […]
The Gloves Come Off and Chris Davis Makes History
The guys are recovering from some technical difficulties, but came through with an afternoon delight episode. They touch on baseball stories from the last week including the Reds-Pirates fight and Manny Machado being dirty. Follow […]