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Do People Really Not Like The Preseason?
Disclaimer: I wrote this blog last Thursday and I’m not revising anything because I’m a God damn icon who doesn’t […]
I Will Impregnate A Generator Today To Become A Super Hero…
Okay, so it’s currently Thursday and due to three OT graveyard shifts, I’ve managed to accrue roughly 9 hours of […]
Conor McGregor Caught Sucker Punching Some Guy At A Bar (Video)
Conor Mcgregor sucker punched an old man because he didn’t want his stale ass whiskey, and the old man just […]
Who Should CEO Joe Fire?
As some of you may know Branded is run by a tyrant who goes by the name Joe. Yesterday the […]
Antonio Brown Might Be My Favorite Athlete Right Now…
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and I may make my third attempt at seeing Once Upon A Time In Hollywood tonight […]
HBO is Creating a College Football Version of Hard Knocks This Fall
HBO just can’t miss lately: HBO has chosen four college programs to run a Hard Knocks like show later […]
Bachelor In Paradise Week 2 Official Power Rankings
Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise is in the books and it feels like 3 months since Blake fucked the […]
Barstool’s Uniongate Is Having An Effect on Branded, So I Think It’s Time I Fire Someone
So as everybody knows, right now the Twitter world is on fire. Dave Portnoy came out and said he’d fire […]
John Mallee Out, Charlie Manuel In: The Phillies Finally Fire Someone
The Phillies actually did it. After months of the fans begging, and I mean BEGGING, the Phillies organization officially […]
Dennis Rodman Is Aggressively Flirting With Lil Nas X On Instagram
When I saw the dates on some of these comments I was flabbergasted. How has this very serious situation between […]
Rhys Hoskins has been a Massive Dissapointment
The words “disappointment”, “overrated”, and “underperforming” have been thrown around quite a bit with the 2019 Phillies. In a season […]
The NBA Released the 2019-20 Schedule
👀 watch the full schedule release show NOW on @NBATV! https://t.co/CnNqOMF6Ii — NBA (@NBA) August 12, 2019 NBA put out […]
Makeup Company NARS Is Using An Actual Penis To Sell Lipstick In Their Latest Ad
Uh. The new ad for @NARSCosmetics lipstick 😳 Look at the caption pic.twitter.com/jhLBfyHYDV — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 11, […]
Gambling Website Throws Shade At Eagles Fans, Forgets To Delete Problematic Tweet
Taking shots at us Eagles fans is something other fan bases can’t help themselves from doing. Like a moth to […]