The Philadelphia Phillies have spent all of Matt Klentak’s tenure shaping their roster to maximize salary for this off-season to […]
Tinder Bumble Chronicles
Wait…..what? Everyone needs a business plan RACHEL!!!! Relax Little young to be messing around […]
Not Sure I believe you…
I don’t know Tom Hesser and have no clue if he’s telling the truth about Machados private plane or not. […]
MLB Hot Stove: Dominoes Are Falling
The week after the MLB Winter Meetings is always one of my favorite weeks of the offseason. It’s typically when […]
Eric Berry’s Fear Of Horses Is Laugh Out Loud Funny
Eric Berry is a six foot, 212 lb, hard hitting safety in most dangerous sports league on planet earth. Every […]
The Goalie Philadelphia Deserves
The Philadelphia Flyers have been living in goalie hell for much of the 26 years of my life. Many have […]
Throwback Thursday: Sorry Fornite, The Oregon Trail Was The Real Test Of Survival
Nowadays, kids in school are learning how to code and develop apps. They don’t learn cursive and will probably never […]
Calling All Bears Fans, Let’s Join the QBs and Start Growing Our Beards – #BearsBeard
All season long, my girlfriend has been hating on Mitchell Trubisky’s beard. Now, I get that it’s not the greatest, […]
Ru How To: Having The Sex Talk With Your Children
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Today I am going to walk you through having the […]
I Stuffed The Judicial System In My Back Pocket Today…
So yeah, yesterday was Wednesday—which should be my day off if I wasn’t an absolute beast—and I was feeling dangerously […]
It’s about to get Messy in here
Hey there, Hi there, Hoe there(where)?! My name is Mike Marvin or better known as Messy Marv (follow along on […]
America Turns On Patrick Mahomes For Partnering With Hunt’s Ketchup Because Hunt’s Is For Peons
Patrick Mahomes may be this years MVP, but his stance on condiments is hot garbage. Who else would you rather […]
Manny Free Agency Tour
Let me start this article by saying that MLB free agency is stupid. In every other major sport the big […]
The Josh Gordon Experiment: A “Flash” In The Pan…
Okay, so it’s a relatively quaint Thursday morning in New England. I just grabbed some seasonally appropriate, peppermint-oriented iced coffee […]
Join us at our first Branded Hour Event!
Do you like good food? Do you like cold drinks? Do you like talking sports? Then our first Branded Sports […]