Yesterday Bill addressed the media and Belichick did not disappoint. When asked about Malcolm Butler not playing in the Super Bowl Bill responded like so: Bill Belichick was in midseason form when fielding questions about […]
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Carson Wentz: Confirmed Sex Haver
Carson Wentz, franchise record holder, Super Bowl winner and now confirmed sex haver. Today Carson was asked about rehabbing while on his honeymoon. Carson Wentz asked about rehabbing while on his honeymoon. Pauses. “I got […]
BWP Hits His 100th Goal With A Sweet Celly
Last night Bradley Wright Phillips scored his 100th career goal in his 159th game. Fastest to 100 ever in MLS history. Which Is pretty good I hear. After he scored he ripped off his 99 […]
Breaking: Outside source is cause for Simmons low (87) rating in NBA2K
Law of averages, Ben! So, last week I was looking for the next awesome video game to work out my thumbs and I started to read a review on NBA2K19. Game looks awesome and with […]
If You Randomly Send Me Something, I’m Going To Blog It
I woke up this morning to a message in the inbox that had nothing in it but a link to the video below. Apparently John Singleton wanted Branded Sports to see his highlight film. So […]
The Way Too Early Preseason Top 20 Fantasy RBs
Can you feel it? Football is almost here. The scent of pigskin is in the air. Mock draft lobbies are filling up and the draft prep magazines are hitting the shelves. (Don’t bring a 3 […]
Tom Brady: Greatest American Ever
I’m from Philly, so I know this is going to piss a lot of people off but I truly and deeply feel that Tom Brady is the greatest American to ever live. Counting George Washington, […]
Meet The Morning Men!
“Morning Men! How are ya FAL?” (No that’s not a typo, I’ll get to that in a bit.) I want to tell you about a sports radio show that you may or may not be […]
HBD: Streetballer Skip To My Lou
Rafer ‘Skip To My Lou’ Alston turns 42 today. Skip was one of the many favorites of the And 1 Mixtape tour. If you don’t know what the And 1 Mixtape Tour is you need […]
Lets Discuss: Dwayne Johnson Stinks
This has been on my mind for a long time now. I am tired of the narrative that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a real life super hero. I am going to explain why Dwayne […]
World Champion Eagles Report To Camp Today
LFG!!!!!! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! It’s the day it begins for most: Veterans from 22 NFL teams, including the world-champion Philadelphia Eagles, report to training camp today. — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 25, 2018 I almost can’t […]
JP vs Dear Abby
Dear Abby: “I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My reaction is usually anger, hurt or embarrassment, and I end up saying or doing things I later regret because emotion […]
This Is The Worst Apology Of All Time
First and foremost I want to say that we are not PC people here at Branded. I’m sure you know that by now but I feel like I had to put that out there. So […]
Barstool Beefs: Deadspin Part 237
Eagles vs Cowboys, Red Wings vs Avalanche, Michigan vs Ohio State, Barstool Sports vs Deadspin. All great rivalries, beefs and hatred over the years with some great moments for each, however when it comes to […]
Take me back to a better time!
“A long long time ago… I can still remember…”
Usually Wednesday is a very slow day in the sports world, especially in the summer. But since training camp is starting I want to take you on a journey to a magical time.