Ah, May 12th, the one year anniversary of this: "GAME. SERIES. TORONTO HAS WON!" One year ago, Kawhi Leonard made the game winner of a lifetime 😱 pic.twitter.com/2VWSofQK2R — ESPN (@espn) May 12, 2020 This […]
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The Lunchables – April 13th, 2020 w/ Colin Thompson
On today’s Lunchables, special guest Colin Thompson joins Kmess and CEO Joe in an absolutely electric episode. Today’s Topics: XFL Talk Hear who Joe is beating in a game of horse Sports Illustrated’s atrocious QB […]
Zoom Chronicles: Guy Sharpens a Hatchet Shirtless
Here we go again, it seems like everyday there’s a new phsycopath doing something absolutely reckless over Zoom. On this week’s addition, we have a shirtless Temple student sharpening his hatchet for his professor. […]
What Would you do to Have Sports Back?
When I woke up today and realized that it’s April 2nd, the day of what was supposed to be the Phillies home opener, I was slightly devastated. Up to this point, I have not reached […]
Golf Courses Should be Considered an Essential Business
I am dying to get back out on the course, and it doesn’t seem like that will be a possibility with the stay at home order extended another month, and possibly longer. Golf trick shots […]
How to Celebrate your 21st Birthday in Quarantine
Now that we’re pretty much going to be on lockdown for the next month, plenty of 21st birthdays are going to be canceled. What the fuck are people going to do now? Undoubtedly college students […]
Start your Day With the Phillies Longest Home Runs of 2019
Please enjoy these absolute cock rockets from Bryce Harper and company. I love this video, it’s basically a Bryce Harper highlight tape, with occasional guest appearances from the best catcher in baseball JT Realmuto. […]
The 2020 Olympics are Cancelled…What’s Next?
There will be no Summer Olympics in 2020. To safeguard the health of the athletes and everyone involved in the Tokyo 2020 Games. The Tokyo 2020 Olympic and Paralympic Games will now take place no […]
Ranking the Best Sports Video Games
Without live sports, I have relied on video games to get my fix in. I feel like I’m reliving my middle school days all over again, as my days are filled with video games, porn, […]
Cam Newton Attacks the Panthers Via Instagram!
As you can see, the Panthers are ready to move on from Cam Newton and news broke this morning that they have given him permission to seek a trade. Poor Cam got in his […]
Throwback Thursday: Anthony Davis Getting Hazed at Kentucky
Before madness in the NBA ensued last night, Lebron posted this video of him wishing Anthony Davis a happy birthday. .@KingJames brought in AD's birthday with his own vocals 😂 pic.twitter.com/Gx0R3tJHSl — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) […]
Thought’s From Phillies Spring Training Since I Was Just There
I’ll start off by saying the Philadelphia Phillies will make the playoffs in 2020. Stamped. There’s been a lack of spring training games on TV over the past couple weeks, but luckily for you, I […]
Spike Lee Will Not Attend Another Knicks Game for the Rest of This Season
Here’s the video of Spike Lee getting “Charles Oakley’d” last night at MSG: Director Spike Lee denied entry to MSG. Rumors are circulating that MSG CEO James Dolan didn’t want the famed director to […]