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They say there’s a sucker born every minute. I believe this age old saying to be true. The biggest suckers on the face of planet earth are the people who … Continue Reading Morning Wood: Don’t be a Sucker, Buy from China
The Phillies entire off-season would be a failure if Harper doesn’t sign with them. The Phillies absolutely made their team better this winter. They upgraded their bullpen, their lineup, and … Continue Reading Morning Wood: No Harper = Failed Offseason
Evgeni Malkin of the Pittsburgh Penguins is a dirty hockey player. He is also a star player in the NHL so his scum bag actions are usually ignored. Malkin finally … Continue Reading Morning Wood: Malkin Slapped on the Wrist by the NHL
They say the only things in life that certain are death and taxes. Apparently a new certainty in life is Magic Johnson tampering in the NBA. Before the Sixers wiped … Continue Reading Morning Wood: Keep Magic Away From Ben
Football is king in America, this isn’t an opinion it’s fact. The Alliance of American Football debuted this weekend and caught some buzz on twitter, which is a right of … Continue Reading Morning Wood: All in on the Alliance
The following events take place between 10:00pm and 2:00am (cue the 24 countdown clock) To start this story it’s important to let everyone know that I’ve been doing this damn … Continue Reading Morning Wood: The Drunken Chronicles
Throughout the course of the day I think of or experience a lot of different shit that makes me wonder or just straight pisses me off. I’ve decided to compile … Continue Reading Morning Wood: Random Thoughts to Start Your Day
If you thought there was gonna be a lull in excitement in Philadelphia after the Eagles’ season ended, think again. The last two days have been nothing but nonstop wall … Continue Reading Sixers and Phillies Making Moves
This is the story of how a badass sports city has taken ownership of the softest state in America. It all really started in 2016 when the Vikings desperately traded … Continue Reading Philly Owns Minnesota
The Philadelphia Phillies have spent all of Matt Klentak’s tenure shaping their roster to maximize salary for this off-season to be in position to sign either Bryce Harper or Manny … Continue Reading Don’t Want Machado in Philly? You’re an Idiot.
The Philadelphia Flyers have been living in goalie hell for much of the 26 years of my life. Many have tried yet all have failed to be come “the guy” … Continue Reading The Goalie Philadelphia Deserves
When I first heard of Branded Sports I thought it would be a perfect fit for my personality. In a PC world its refreshing to see there are still outlets … Continue Reading Cynic. Optimist. Life of the Party