So it’s Tuesday and I have absolutely NOTHING to blog about. The Bruins fell to the Blues last Wednesday night, the Raptors capped off the NBA season a night later, and I’ll have to wait […]
Author: Joey Boats
The Reign Of Boston Sports Is Officially Over…
Disclaimer: It probably isn’t, but by the time I’m proven wrong, most will forget this blog… It’s currently Thursday and we are roughly a full work day removed from the Bruins stinker against St. Louis […]
Rocketman: What Bohemian Rhapsody Should’ve Been…
Okay, so last night I ventured down to the local cinema to see the new Elton John biopic, Rocketman. For starters, I missed “Super Tuesday”—the one day a week where movies are $5—so I had […]
Would You Watch This Mini Golf Show?
Okay, so it’s Wednesday and I went mini golfing for the third straight weekend on Saturday. If that isn’t enough evidence, allow me to clarify that I’m a HUGE mini golf guy. Back in the […]
My Biannual Blog on Why Apple Consumers Are Morons…
So it’s Tuesday and Apple held it’s annual Worldwide Developer Conference this week where thousands of Cheeto-stained virgins flooded the ballroom of some glorified Best Western to jack eachother off as some Silicon Valley dweller […]
Booksmart: Top 5 Comedy of the Decade… (Yup)
Okay, so it’s Thursday and I’ve been off the blogwagon for a few days. In other words, Memorial Day took it’s toll and I spent the entire 3-day stint thanking people for their service, especially […]
Detective Pikachu: I Wanted Something Else…
Okay, so it’s Friday and I’ve been on a blog heater this week. It’s the literary equivalent of extracting a “He’s on fire!” In NBA Jam: Tournament Edition but it’s been a bit since the […]
How “Actually Excited” Are We For Toy Story 4…?
So it’s Thursday and there was a lot buzzing in the world of cinema yesterday. Quentin Tarantino dropped the trailer for his much anticipated “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” which I guess is loosely […]
Ummm, Why Haven’t I Attended A PGA Event Before…?
Okay, so it’s Wednesday, which means we’re yet another day closer to Memorial Day Weekend. Yesterday, I got absolutely DRAGGED for an article I wrote about whether or not a passenger should help pay for […]
As A Passenger, Do You Split A Speeding Ticket…?
Okay, so it’s Tuesday and I wrote arguably the strangest blog of all time yesterday, which concerned me having passionate sex with a restaurant chain pepperoni calzone. Today, however, I’m dipping back into the mainstream […]
Is Emily Ratajkowski A Hero…?
Here’s the deal: I tried my best to get into politics. I scratched and clawed my way through news articles, television/radio broadcasts, and books for nearly a year to refine my political acumen and I […]
I Absolutely DESPISE The Sprint Guy…
Okay, so I’ve only blogged maybe 2-3 times in the last couple weeks and the reason is pretty simple: I’ve just been so preoccupied with snorting preworkout and rawdogging self conscious, morally reprehensible twenty-somethings who […]
Good Riddance…
Alright guys, I’m going to keep this short and concise. It’s currently 4:34 AM and I’m slouched in the driver seat of my car, blasting Jefferson Starship in a vacant, dimly-lit parking lot before work. […]
The Met Gala’s Such A Joke…
Before I go any further, I would just like to clarify a few things: I’m an idiot. I don’t do research. I watch sports and eat bologna. I’m not necessarily someone you’d see on the […]
So Yeah, I’m Officially An Instagram Fitness Influencer…
So it’s Thursday, which means I’m finally fully recovered from my weekend, which means it’s finally time for me to start considering my future. Throughout the years, I’ve embarked on a number of adventures. I’ve […]