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Author: Jay Rogét
Confirmed: Curling is LIT!
A foursome of Canadian curlers were given the boot from competition because they were absolutely shitfaced.
WTF is Kendall Jenner Wearing?
I guess I just don’t understand fashion anymore. I like to think I dress pretty well, and I also like to think I have good taste in clothing. But this makes me question everything. Kendall […]
He’s hurt, no wait, he’s healthy. Oh, he’s hurt again.
Lane Johnson is now listed as Questionable for tonight’s game against the New York Gina’s. Update: T Lane Johnson (ankle) is now listed as questionable. https://t.co/9jpC167Evs — Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) October 11, 2018 Fuckin’ […]
Confirmed: Best Tag Team Match of All Time.
November 2nd. Saudi Arabia. It’s. About. To. Go. DOWN. On November 2 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, @ShawnMichaels comes OUT of retirement as #DX takes on The #BrothersOfDestruction at #WWECrownJewel! #RAW pic.twitter.com/1U5WXBwAVi — WWE (@WWE) October […]
1,300 Indian Men Turn Cruise Into Absolute Banger
A Royal Caribbean cruise is offering refunds to passengers of a cruise ship that turned into a wild floating rave due to 1,300 men gong absolutely HAM on the open seas. I don’t know about […]
White Girls Worldwide Mourn Loss
Millions of women around the globe woke up to extremely disturbing and upsetting news this morning. Winery loses 8,000 gallons of prosecco after fermentation tank explodes https://t.co/CB3q8kXQLm pic.twitter.com/GVREhL6D60 — CBS News (@CBSNews) October 4, 2018 […]
A Woman’s Eyeball Exploded at the Ryder Cup
This past weekend at the Ryder Cup, a woman got smoked in the face by a Brooks Koepka drive. She suffered a broken eye socket, and an exploded eyeball.
MVMM: Good Life
Happy Monday everyone! Today’s #MVMM is an all-time classic from Kanye West. Goddamn I miss 2004-2007 Kanye. After Graduation, it was all downhill from there. Now he’s straight out of his mind making trash music. […]
Lock him up, Throw away the key.
Welp, Bill Cosby has finally been sentenced. The pervy geezer caught 3-10 years in prison for drugging and raping women many years ago.
Tinder U(seless)
Tinder rolled out a new feature exclusively for college students. Because, you know, college kids don’t bang enough strangers.
Why Are People Upset About Going Back to School?
I’ve seen so many people online the past couple weeks bitching about going back to school. Are you serious??
Bacon is Overrated.
Bacon is absolutely the most overrated breakfast food. In fact, it’s possibly the most overrated food ever.
Wayne Rooney Still Got It
32 year old Wayne Rooney had an absolutely BEAUTIFUL play to DC United snag a win over Orlando City. It was ridiculous.
She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma
The Raiders hired their first ever female member of their coaching staff. And I must say – I strongly agree with their decision.