https://twitter.com/sportsgossip/status/1164617662435143681?s=21 Doesn’t matter how old you are, when you have to say his cox out loud, you laugh. Or at least you better. Can’t trust people that don’t laugh at this type of humor. Like […]
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Eagles Trade For A Safety
The Eagles have agreed to a trade with Arizona to acquire S Rudy Ford in exchange for DT Bruce Hector. — Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) August 22, 2019 Love love love this move. Eagles add some […]
Ben Simmons Showing Off His Range
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Chris Johnson (@chrisjohnsonhoops) Watch. The. Fuck. Out. Ben Simmons with a shot is LeBron James. Everyone knows it and it’s only a matter of time. Same […]
Cowboys Finally Sign Their Guy
I think I’m falling in love with the Cowboys. Just keep doing exactly what I want them to do. Not locking up their star running back, their “franchise” quarterback and their pro bowl wide receiver. […]
ICYMI: Punter Mitch Wishnowsky Delivered A Decleater Last Night
49ers Kicker Mitch Wishnowsky said NO 😤 (via @49ers)pic.twitter.com/fJgAacq8jY — B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) August 20, 2019 Can Mitch play safety? Howie, make the trade, do the deal. I need leg lightening in midnight green right […]
Harry Mayes, Eytan Shander And Tony Bruno Are Giving Away The Greatest Eagles Ticket Package Ever
This Thursday some lucky fan will walk away with a pair of tickets to ALL NFC East games at Linc AND on the road! We also have 12 tickets to Thursday night’s game to give […]
Jerry Jones With A Big F*ck You To Zeke
https://twitter.com/sportsgossip/status/1163088427337707520?s=21 Yesssssss. Keep talking your shit Jerry. Two weeks until we play some real football and the owner of the Cowboys is out here telling his best player to fuck off. I’ve said it once […]
I’m Ready To Make A Deal With Chuckles
If you have been paying any attention to the Branded universe you know two things. 1. Yesterday was the team selection for the #Battle4ThePeach. And you also have probably realized Chuckles is more than a […]
#Battle4ThePeach Team Drawing
https://twitter.com/branded_sports/status/1162506142293143552?s=20 Finally teams have been picked and we’re ready for the season to start. Follow us and Game Day Guide all season long. Contest overview College Rankings Blogger 1. Clemson Boats 2. Alabama Joe 3. […]
Phillies Pick Up A Solid Reliever
Jared Hughes could prove to be a sneaky good pickup for the Phillies. He has a 2.62 ERA the last six seasons, gets a ton of groundballs and there is a 2020 team option on […]
Conor McGregor Caught Sucker Punching Some Guy At A Bar (Video)
Conor Mcgregor sucker punched an old man because he didn’t want his stale ass whiskey, and the old man just ate that shit 😂😂😂 Mcgregor is washed up pic.twitter.com/cVRxTki8Nn — Gilbert Arenas (@GilbertAgent0) August 15, […]
Barstool’s Uniongate Is Having An Effect on Branded, So I Think It’s Time I Fire Someone
So as everybody knows, right now the Twitter world is on fire. Dave Portnoy came out and said he’d fire anyone at Barstool if they tried to unionize. Everybody is talking about it, from the […]
Lenny Dykstra Is Going To Go To Jail For Murder
TMZ Lenny Dykstra is fighting Bagel Boss Guy… yes, the baseball legend inked a deal to box the guy who lost his mind in a NY bagel shop. We broke the story, Bagel Boss Guy — aka Chris […]
The Battle For The Peach Bowl Brought To You By Game Day Guide
We are pumped to announce that Branded has teamed up with the guys over at Game Day Guide for a season long battle for the Peach Bowl. Before we break down the details of the […]
Time To Rank The White Claw Flavors
Summer 2019 is the summer of Claw Daddies like myself. White Claws no longer belong to the ladies, they are the manliest drink you can consume. Higher alcohol % than most light beers and only […]