Said no one ever. Last month it was announced that Maroon 5 would be the halftime performer of Super Bowl LIII in Atlanta and Twitter naturally had a meltdown. I didn’t want to say it […]
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Vontaze Burfict Needs To Be Banned From Twitter And From The NFL
Vontaze Burfict is a horrible human being. Nope, this is not a headline from 2013. If the NFL really wants to prove that they care about player safety, they need to ban Burfict from playing. […]
It’s Time For Adam Silver To Make The NBA Great Again With A Lakers Celtics Finals
I have been anxiously dreading this day for quite some time. Yes, the NBA season might have started on Wednesday with the Celtics spanking the Sixers and the Warriors being the Warriors, but the real […]
2 Chainz Is Here To Pump Us Up For The Start Of The NBA Season Tonight
NBA opening week feat. @2chainz 🔥 pic.twitter.com/1kqxJgCo4Y — NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) October 16, 2018 If you weren’t already ready to run through a brick wall in anticipation of the start of the 2018 NBA […]
Is Ryan Allen Getting Too Comfortable In New England?
As I drink my full priced medium iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts after being up way past my bedtime to watch the Patriots sneak one out against the Chiefs, I can’t help but wonder what […]
Six Pack Sunday: The Best Tight End In The NFL Is Travis Kelce
‘s girlfriend Kayla Nicole. Obviously there is no question that the best tight end in the NFL and of all time is Gronk. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a degenerate. The Chiefs and the Patriots […]
Stop Me If You Have Heard This Before: There Is Drama Between Two Women Fucking The Same NFL Player On Instagram
It is on record that I am a firm supporter in the gold digger lifestyle–if you’re smart about it. There isn’t one job in the entire world a woman could get out of college that […]
Six Pack Sunday: A Real Big Dicker
This weekend has been a whirlwind in the sports world. We’ve got Red Sox/Yankees, UFC229, and a full slate of college football and NFL football games. Before Twitter was engulfed in the post UFC scuffle […]
All The Patriots Porn You Could Want and Need
The Colts were exactly what the Patriots needed on a quick turnaround Thursday night game. At around 6pm on Sunday, everyone collectively knew how this was going to play out. The Patriots broadcast was turned […]
Julian Edelman’s Top 5 Plays Of All Time Prove He Is the Most Versatile Player Of Our Generation
In the wake of his first game back, NFL Network released a video ranking their thoughts on the top 5 plays of Julian Edelman’s career SO FAR. While I definitely disagree with the numerical ranking of […]
Tom Brady And Roughly 14.7 Million Others Rejoice: Julian Edelman Is Back, Bitches!
At 12:01 this morning (or last night if you had the extreme Sunday Scaries like I did), the squirrel saw its shadow and returned to the Patriots facility. That’s right Julian Edelman is back, motherfuckers. […]
A Totally Biased And Slightly Emo Review of Tha Carter V
Image via Bleacher Report Among the many qualities that don’t make sense for a basic white girl growing up in suburban New England, my passion for hip hop music is close to the top of […]
Six Pack Sunday: The Hottest Member of The Hottest Team In The NFL
For those of you new to this column (should be just about everyone), you’re probably thinking “oh great, a new girl blogger from Boston who wants to talk about how hot Tom Brady and Julian […]
If You Think This Week 4 Patriots vs Dolphins Game Is The Most Important Regular Season Game Of The Bill Belichick Era, You Need Help
It is no surprise that the Boston media is always trying to conjure up a sexy headline. They have a longstanding reputation of staying relevant and getting listeners by inciting complete panic among New England […]
Can Michael B. Jordan Play Linebacker?
Things are getting pretty dire for us New England Patriots fans. First, Dunkin Donuts took away our $.87 coffee after ever Patriots win. As a result, it was hard to feel invested in the regular […]