A Thai man was rushed to hospital after a snake bit him on the penis in the toilet of his own home. The three-metre python was reportedly lurking in the toilet bowl when it lept […]
Author: BadGalAli
Update: It’s Been 21 Days And Headband LeBron Still Isn’t A Laker Great
I head into every Lakers game hoping and praying it may be the game I hate LeBron James a little bit less. 11 games have come and gone and that day has not arrived. This […]
Bill Belichick Mic’d Up Is An Early Christmas Gift
Through some grace of God, Bill Belichick was mic’d up during last week’s Patriots Packers SNF game. Something tells me this was a requirement from the NFL because I can’t see any scenario where Bill […]
No One Gives A Fuck About Your ‘I Voted’ Sticker
This is not a political post. I am pro exercising your right to vote and voting for whoever you please. But if I see one more person’s 2 month old child wearing an “I Voted” […]
Is The Patriots Defense…Good?
Is the @Patriots defense…..good? — BadGalAli (@BarstoolBadGal) September 9, 2018 Time to revisit the age old question I posed 2 months ago after week 1, right before the defense made Blake Bortles and Matt Stafford […]
Six Pack Sunday: Jimmy G Is In Big Trouble
The curse of the porn star continues for Jimmy Garoppolo. As he sits on his couch with whichever porn star he wants (is there a porn offseason?), Jimmy G is no longer the hottest QB […]
Justin Bieber Is Making Crying Cool (Thank God)
Sometimes people try to say that money cannot buy happiness. Those people are incredibly stupid, and one of them is Justin Bieber. The Biebs has absolutely everything. He’s hot, rich, talented and now married to […]
I Am Definitely Not Triggered By These Brady vs Rodgers Twitter Poll Results
While this debate was pretty much settled when Aaron Rodgers was throwing touchdowns at Butte Community College, the Patriots and Packers are playing each other for the first time in 4 years, so it’s time […]
NBA Halloween Costume Rankings
Almost every day is Halloween in the NBA with Russell Westbrook and LeBron always dressing weird as fuck. I never knew grown men loved dressing up as much as they do, but last night was […]
Urgent Memo To Short Girls: Stop Stealing All The Coveted Tall Guys!!
This is a message that I hope all the short girls hear loud and clear: STOP SNATCHIN’ ALL OF THE TALL GUYS. Every single girl wants a guy that’s over 6′ tall–that’s a stone cold […]
Let Us All Pray Jason Witten’s Broadcasting Career Is A Lot Shorter Than His NFL Career
Jason Witten’s NFL story is a great one. He played all 15 seasons of his career in Dallas and is beloved as one of the all-time Cowboys greats. That was the case, until he retired […]
I Want To Cut Danny Amendola’s Dick Off For Doing This To Olivia Culpo
That’s it, I give up. I’ve held out hope for so long that love could indeed be real. But the unfollow heard around the world just rocked me to the core for the second time […]
The Red Sox Should Give Lil Wayne An MVP Award For World Series Win
You think you’re happy this morning waking up to a Red Sox World Series win? Well get in line Massholes because no one is happier than the Greatest Rapper of All Time Lil Wayne. I […]
We Have Never Seen Gritty and Conor McGregor In The Same Room, Just Saying…
Gritty recently celebrated his one month birthday and the world has been a better place with him in it. In a time where being orange must be tough on a guy, Gritty always has a […]
The Lakers Are Not Going Winless This Season Thanks To Kobe!
Last night, without Brandon Ingram or Rajon Rondo who are still suspended due to making Chris Paul their bitch, the LaKers finally got their first win of the season. The game was really never in […]