Media Day before the Super Bowl is always one of the best days of the year. It’s the only time you get to see Bill Belichick kind of enjoy himself, and Gronk is always good […]
Author: BadGalAli
Let’s Face It: Julian Edelman’s Beard Is Gross
"I actually shaved two days ago…" 😂 @Edelman11 📺: #SBOpeningNight on @NFLNetwork pic.twitter.com/44XGlOiy6C — NFL (@NFL) January 29, 2019 Athletes and fans like myself are notorious for a few superstitious traditions. I, for one, have […]
Chris Hogan Ends Bullying While On His Way To His 3rd Straight Super Bowl
Everyone knows it’s tough to be a young New England Patriots fan in this country. Facing all of the harsh social blowback and having to constantly defend the wall to your peers can be overwhelming, […]
Brandon Spikes Coming In Hot With An Epic Tom Brady Story
It’s the week before the week before the Super Bowl, so we’re grasping for stories here. In the same vein of anyone who has been in a room with Sean McVay gets a head coaching […]
Trent Brown Went Tits Out For The Boys For Locker Room Interview
Trent Brown, who’s about to play in his first Super Bowl, said he quickly learned after being traded to the Patriots that “all the bullcrap that people say about this place” wasn’t true. “It is […]
Derek Carr Goes Full Oakland, Challenges Max Kellerman To UFC Fight
Max Kellerman was pronounced dead last week by way of Tedy Bruschi shoving his head in the toilet for a swirly. With the Patriots in the Super Bowl he should be very preoccupied with Tom […]
Jamal Adams Planned A Premeditated Attack On Patriots Mascot At The Pro Bowl
.@TheAdamsEra really decleated the Patriots mascot at #ProBowl practice 😆 pic.twitter.com/HGY2soELvq — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 23, 2019 Oh I’m glad you’re getting a good laugh out of this ESPN. A poor innocent mascot could have […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Episode 3: Sara, You Are Better Than This
We pick up this week’s episode with a quick refresher on fucking Brent. Last week he acted like he was better than everyone, got blackout, called everyone 2’s and got tequila poured on his head. […]
Brooks Koepka Has Dumps Like A Truck
Honestly the headline is a little deceiving. Standing next to his girlfriends completely perfect ass makes hot golfer Brooks Koepka’s look like a loaf of stale bread. Men’s thighs will always make me instantaneously nauseous. […]
How To Crush Blogger School
If you’ve made it this far thank you for thinking I could contribute something valuable to actual paid full time bloggers. Fake it til you make it right? What could I possibly teach these bloggers […]
The NFL Is Officially Looking Into #Lasergate
UPDATE: An NFL spokesperson told me tonight they are now looking into the incident. Here's our story: https://t.co/yF7APJwPwj pic.twitter.com/vWKnfut744 — William Joy (@WilliamJoy) January 22, 2019 While Patriots fans were scouring the internet for more […]
Men And Women Across New England Fear No Man Will Ever Measure Up To Tom Brady
Tom Brady sure wasn’t perfect in this game. For about 3 hours I feared that horrible play call and decision to throw the ball from the 1 yard line would be the story of the […]
Footage Of The Last Patriots Rams Super Bowl Looks Like It Was Filmed On A Motorola Razr
In lieu of another Patriots Super Bowl appearance, many fans are staying up to watch countless hours of post game analysis and Super Bowl previews until the sun comes up (right??). All totally normal behavior […]
Tedy Bruschi Just Put Max Kellerman In A Bodybag
Me and Max had to have a talk about this cliff thing… pic.twitter.com/mOYSbHeW72 — Tedy Bruschi (@TedyBruschi) January 17, 2019 Max Kellerman is #dead to us here in New England. He is the poster boy […]
Grandma Marries 18 Year Old She Met At Her Son’s Funeral
You are mourning the loss of your son at his funeral services. I know, a very grim thing to imagine. You’ve lost your husband of 43 years to diabetes so things aren’t going that great […]