High on the list of jobs Cole Beasley should not pursue instead of the NFL, becoming a SoundCloud rapper is probably the worst. No one needs MORE words…but in a melodic tone…from Cole Beasley. The […]
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Rick Ross Has Over 100 Cars But Is Still Working On Getting His Drivers License
As a celebrity I definitely would not drive myself anywhere. Among the biggest perks of being rich and famous is firstly: getting a personal chef to cook delicious but healthy meals. Next on that list […]
Kendrick Perkins Said People Are Jealous Because He Looks Like a 6’10 360 Pound Morris Chestnut With So Much Charisma In A 10 Minute Screaming Match With Jalen Rose On Get Up
In one of the only bearable clips Get Up has ever produced, your favorite NBA commentators spent the morning after the Bucks won the 2021 NBA championship arguing about spray on hairlines and 80s church […]
Not Enough People Are Talking About Adele Dating Rich Paul
It’s understandable that we are in the middle (or actually closer to the end) of the NBA Finals, but I think we are focusing on the wrong things here. Yeah, almost every game has produced […]
Big Ben Has Started A Diet “Stricter Than Tom Brady’s” Going Into His 18th And Likely Final Season
Big Ben and diet are not two ideologies that should be combined, but the idea that Ben Roethlisberger has decided to commit to getting into perfect shape going into his 18th and possibly final season […]
I Have No Idea How Cops Were Tipped Off That James Harden And Lil Baby Had A Ton Of Weed On Them
We’ve all been there at some point in life. High as balls, confronted with a large crowd or overwhelming social experience, paralyzed in fear that every single person is staring at you thinking “wow, that […]
Rumors Are Flying That Jimmy Butler And Rachel Nichols Hooked Up In The Bubble
In the wake of Rachel Nichols being removed from the NBA Finals due to her comments about Maria Taylor, there is a new rumor coming to the surface that involves a very married Rachel Nichols […]
90’s Man Rocket Icon Jonathan Taylor Thomas Aka JTT Spotted For The First Time In 8 Years
There are few celebrities that sparked a spiritual and sexual awakening for teenage girls across the world more than Jonathan Taylor Thomas. So iconic that most knew him by his catchy alphabetical nickname “JTT”, posters […]
If You Don’t Like Summer You Can Go Fuck Yourself
There has been a lot of commotion over here the past couple of days, at least in the Northeast, as temperatures push into the “feels like 100” category. There’s really no straddling a middle ground […]
For Some Reason People Are Very Excited About NFL Helmets
We’re deep in the middle of the NBA and NHL playoffs, game 7’s every other night, a large scale cheating conspiracy in the MLB…but it’s undeniable that the NFL is the straw that stirs the […]
Alex Caruso Getting Arrested For Weed Possession Is Great For His Brand
Rarely does an athlete getting in legal trouble actually help his personal brand, but in the case of Alex Caruso being arrested for marijuana possession, this may actually help his career trajectory. According to KBTX, Caruso […]
Is True Love Actually Dead? An Investigation
I didn’t even mean the pun intertwined into my overdramatic headline, but with the announcement of the ending of the latest chapter in the Khloe/Tristan storybook romance, it really got me wondering if real true […]
It’s Official: Lala And Carmelo Anthony Are Over And He Allegedly Has Another Set Of Newborn Twins
Things have certainly been quieter on the Melo/Lala front for the past few months. In celebrity marriage headquarters, no news is definitely not good news. After fathering a daughter by another woman while still married […]
Vince Wilfork’s Son Was Arrested For Stealing $300K Worth Of Super Bowl Rings And Jewelry From Him And He Only Found Out Because A Patriots Fan Told Him He Bought Them
My biggest regret in life is not being born to an extremely wealthy family or having my best friend become like Ariana Grande and pay me to be her vacation buddy. Having Vince Wilfork as […]
I Can’t Wait To Watch Kool Aid Suit Up For The Crimson Tide Next Season
In the early 2000’s, during the height of Dane Cook’s stand up career, this career move probably would have made millions (if college athletes were allowed to profit off their own name and likeness). Here […]