Keeping in mind that it only takes one text to be a creep, sometimes even a simple word, there is […]
BadGalAli
There Is Too Much Crying In The NFL Playoffs
There are few times in a grown mans life that are acceptable to cry. Luckily I have already outlined those […]
Not Fat Shaming But James Harden Definitely Did Have His Pregame Meal In What Sounds Like His Farewell Tour To The Rockets
I am not in the position for outwardly shaming anyone for letting go a little bit in 2020. It was […]
James Harden’s Powerful Statement On Yesterday’s Events
Some outside the sports world want professional athletes to simply “stick to sports”. Stars like LeBron James and Drew Brees […]
The Definitive Ranking Of All Of Cam Newton’s Outfits This Season As A New England Patriot
This is perhaps the most important, well-researched compilations I have ever put together in my 10 year blogging career. During […]
Lamar Odom Is Claiming His Ex Hacked His Social Media But He May Actually Just Be Logged Out
Lamar Odom is probably one of the only people in the universe that can claim his 2020 was his best […]
Ladies, Would You Be Pissed If You Got Engaged And All People Could Talk About Was Your Fiance’s Fat Ass?
Congratulations are in order for Josh Hart and his now fiancee, as well as everyone else on my Instagram for […]
James Harden Clarifies The Large Maskless Party With Strippers He Was At Was Not In Fact A Strip Club
These are tough times for many hardworking Americans, and perhaps the toughest for the country’s stripper population. I’m sure even […]
Bucs Fans Aren’t Appreciating Tom Brady Enough
The Patriots are officially out of playoff contention for the first time since their last season without Tom Brady. Everyone […]
Kyrie Irving Burning Sage On The Court In Boston Like A Totally Normal Person Does
While not totally up to speed on the plentiful benefits of burning sage, I am almost certainly sure this is […]
MTV Is Completely Out Of Line Releasing A New Show “Deliciousness” To Air When Ridiculousness Isn’t On
Growing up my parents had MTV blocked on parental controls on my TV because they knew once I was opened […]
Where Were You When Lamar Jackson Had His Poop Game?
When you think of the top 5 worst times to get explosive diarrhea, the middle of the 4th quarter of […]
Kanye Has Officially Gone Too Fucking Far With These Shoes
And that includes the time he ran for President. These “shoes” are a disgrace to shoes everywhere. I would fuck […]
The Patriots Are Gunner Olszewski’s Team Now
There are certain stories that feel written in the stars, like they would only work in that specific scenario in […]
Rockets’ Danuel House Publicly Apologized To Everyone *Except His Wife* For Sneaking A Female COVID Tester Into His Room And Getting Kicked Out Of The Bubble
For those who may have forgotten, my Los Angeles Lakers won the 2020 NBA Championship which was totally legit with […]