Rarely ever does a comment section unite in agreement of something, let alone something as controversial as professional football. I’ve never seen so many blue check marks stepping out with such a brave take. It’s […]
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Conor McGregor Tried To Punch MGK With Megan Fox On The VMA Red Carpet
There is no clear reason why Conor McGregor is at the VMA’s, let alone on the red carpet, but if you had a physical altercation between the people’s champ Conor McGregor and Megan Fox’s boyfriend […]
The Patriots Lose But *Spin Zone* No One Cares Because Mac Jones Looks Really Good
Some may think that women don’t belong in the sports space, but that headline I just dropped is the most accurate summary of the Patriots week 1 loss to the Dolphins and the haters are […]
Adam Sandler Is Probably Going To Sign With The Lakers
On paper, Adam Sandler is everything the Lakers have been looking for in a signing: a wily veteran with a lot of years under his belt, a future Hall of Famer looking for a passion […]
The Patriots Have Released Cam Newton And Mac Jones Is Officially QB1
The post Tom Brady era in New England has been rough. When the Patriots first signed Cam Newton and through approx 2 games into the 2020 season, Patriots fans were all but convinced the dynasty […]
Steph Curry’s Mom Sonya Has Allegedly Been Cheating On His Dad Dell With A Former Patriots TE
Let’s get this out of the way pretty quickly with the unclear headline—no, Steph Curry’s mom Sonya was not cheating with Gronk, though that would be a pretty fucking awesome story. If you aren’t familiar […]
Travis Kelce Shaved His Beard And Everyone Is Grossed Out
A cautionary tale here for all the men who think they don’t need to hide behind even a small, scruffy beard to pass as an attractive white man with swag: you do. Travis Kelce was […]
The Patriots Have Found The New Future Of The Franchise And It’s Not Mac Jones
After watching Tom Brady at the helm of the Patriots organization for the last 20 years, it’s undoubtable that his shoes are almost impossible to fill in New England. Bill Belichick can certainly lead a […]
The Warriors Have A New Rookie Who Has Been Named “Kum Bucket”
For Golden State Warriors rookie Jonathan Kuminga, he likely went 14 years of his life without a 2nd thought to any sick puns that could be made with his last name. The moment he moves […]
How Come No One Talks About The Fact That There Are Two Hunter Renfroe/w’s????
As a sports journalist it’s important to really dig your teeth into a good story. No greater mystery facing the sports world at the moment than the existence of two athletes named Hunter Renfroe/w. And […]
Kyle Kuzma’s Car Was Stolen And Promptly Involved In A High Speed Police Chase Injuring A Police Officer
It’s been a tough week for Kyle Kuzma, getting traded from the Lakers and moving into obscurity as no longer one of Lebrons minions. I’m sure being with Winnie Harlow might soften the blow. View […]
Cole Beasley Just Dropped A Vaccine Diss Track
High on the list of jobs Cole Beasley should not pursue instead of the NFL, becoming a SoundCloud rapper is probably the worst. No one needs MORE words…but in a melodic tone…from Cole Beasley. The […]
Rick Ross Has Over 100 Cars But Is Still Working On Getting His Drivers License
As a celebrity I definitely would not drive myself anywhere. Among the biggest perks of being rich and famous is firstly: getting a personal chef to cook delicious but healthy meals. Next on that list […]
Kendrick Perkins Said People Are Jealous Because He Looks Like a 6’10 360 Pound Morris Chestnut With So Much Charisma In A 10 Minute Screaming Match With Jalen Rose On Get Up
In one of the only bearable clips Get Up has ever produced, your favorite NBA commentators spent the morning after the Bucks won the 2021 NBA championship arguing about spray on hairlines and 80s church […]
Not Enough People Are Talking About Adele Dating Rich Paul
It’s understandable that we are in the middle (or actually closer to the end) of the NBA Finals, but I think we are focusing on the wrong things here. Yeah, almost every game has produced […]