Now I don’t really know if this is the time or place for me to be announcing this but I feel like this is the right time….
Before I get into this I just want to thank my friends and family for their continued support over the last 28 years of my life.
I would formally like to announce that I officially once again did in fact NOT win the Powerball.
I am stuck at work like a schmuck wishing I was $750 Million dollars richer but alas I am not.
Now this is the circle of trust so I want everyone to know that the reason I didn’t win is not because I suck at picking numbers it is actually due to the fact that I didn’t play any numbers at all.
That’s right, had no idea the Powerball was that high and did not go to pickup any tickets. Stay tuned to see if I actually play for Saturday nights drawing. Spoiler alert: probably not because I will forget about it again.
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