WIP Listener Calls Into Angelo Cataldi Right After Being In A Hit And Run

When I say Philly is built different, this is what I mean. Guy gets into a hit and run accident and the first thing he does is call into Angel to bitch about Ben Simmons.

Didn’t even stop to look at the licenses plate, nope, went right to basketball takes. Everything about this is so perfectly Philly. The accent, the fact that he drops the ‘Ben Simmons makes me more upset then a guy that just hit me’ and WIP barely being shocked. When you’ve got a red hot Ben Simmons take it can’t be stop by something so small as getting into a car accident. Priorities matter in this city and nothing tops shitting all over your $35 million per year point guard that won’t play. Nothing.

Take notes all you second rate sports cities.

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