I mean, play of the year right? Century possibly. If you don’t know the Waterboy onsides kick play you’re just wrong You weren’t raised right and your parents should be punished. One of the greatest lines in America film history. Right up there with ‘You’re gonna need a bigger boat.’ and ‘Frankly dear, I don’t give a damn.’
‘There’s my bitch.’
Just perfect. This poor player too is toast. That’ it for his playing career. From now on until the end of time it’ll be the running joke. ‘Remember that time John got Waterboy’d vs Mercer.’ No escaping it. Just go ahead and retire. Or change your name, looks and transfer to another school.