Random Hero Of The Day

I mean talk about a top tier human. Just willing to get his shit pushed in for $50 and only upping it to $60 on the weekends!

Picture this: you and your girl are out at a bar doing couple shit when some random guy slaps her ass. We’ve all seen the memes we all know what happens but BOOM! It’s a setup. You beat this dude up and now you’re the king of the castle. What could go wrong!!

Ps I thought about what could go wrong. Your girl is going to talk about this and you are going to end up getting in more fights because of it. Unfortunately, you aren’t paying for those and you might die and get dumped. This man is a hero but maybe you shouldn’t hire him until all of the kinks are ironed out.

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