Not Enough People Are Talking About Adele Dating Rich Paul

BadGalAli

It’s understandable that we are in the middle (or actually closer to the end) of the NBA Finals, but I think we are focusing on the wrong things here. Yeah, almost every game has produced a NFT block for Giannis as the Bucks have turned a 0-2 series deficit to a 3-2 series lead. Sure, the star of Space Jam 2 was sitting court side of game 5 with a full bottle of tequila under his seat. I’ll even give you Vanessa Hudgens singing the National Anthem.

It’s 2021–rarely does a headline come across our screens that sends shock waves through the internet, I mean Bennifer is back together for god sakes–but the biggest story of the NBA Finals so far has to be that Adele, fifteen time Grammy award winner with the best selling album of the 21st century, stepped out with her alleged new boyfriend who just so happens to be Lebron’s agent and Klutch Sports founder Rich Paul.

“See Rich that’s how Vogel needs to be playing AD in the paint”

“Rich Paul brings his girlfriend to the game to sit next to LeBron. His girlfriend is Adele,” Windhorst said on The Lowe Post. “Rich Paul is at the game with Adele. … This is the first time that they’ve come out in public together. So this will be all over the tabloids, especially in England tomorrow.”

There’s some sort of Pick and Rollin in the Deep joke to be made here but I’ll leave that to Bleacher Report. These two are automatically racing to the top of my list of random celebrity couples of all time, a title previously held by Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin and Alanis Morrisette and Uncle Joey.

Not since Jordyn Woods have I been so jealous of someones knack to align themselves in the best situations possible. This is a slippery slope Rich Paul is getting involved in though. This is one of the greatest singers/songwriters not only of our generation but of all time. You fuck Adele over and that’s a wrap. Her Larry Bird album dedicated entirely to songs about Taco Tuesdays with Lebron. Don’t even think about leaving her alone in the same room with Trae Young either.

Short term this is a great business move for the Lakers. Dame wants to boost his rap career? I can think of a way to make that happen.

Next level moves by Adele here too. Basic bitches like Kendall Jenner and Teyana Taylor go for the NBA talent, Adele goes straight to the source. After all rumor is that she had to pay her ex $140 million in their divorce. Get some of that Space Jam 2 money girl. Can’t wait to hear Skip break this down.

The 30 for 30 on Rich Paul is going to be electric.

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