Ummmm that’s not how the Stanley Cup is supposed to look…Today was boat parade day for the Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning and it looks like the Stanley Cup may have taken a beating.
Stuff like this happens with the Stanley Cup and who else but the big rig Pat Maroon to be the one that may have been responsible for the mishap. Theres gonna be a lot of people that probably freak out about this and im here to say relax boomers. The boys won the Cup for the second straight year and are partying hard, they deserve to celly as hard as they want and my god they are having themselves a day.
-Walsh