Anheuser-Busch Is Giving Away Free Booze If We Can Get 70% Vaccinated

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Bud Light doing God’s work again. Listen, you all should get vaccinated. There really isn’t any argument not to. “But liberals!!!” This has nothing to do with right vs left this has to do with keeping people alive.

“Yeah but they are putting microchips in us, have you seen the videos?!??!!” No they’re not, you’re an idiot. It’s called a retractible needle, how do people not understand this. The government has been tracking us through over phones for the better part of a decade. Just say out loud, “Mexican all inclusive vacations” watch what happens any time you open the internet. Boom. Resort ads everywhere. And honestly if you believe the whole quarter sticks to my arm thing, please do us all a favor and don’t get vaccinated.

Any who, Anheuser-Busch is going to give out free booze for 4th of July if everyone gets their shit together and gets vaxed. So do it. There isn’t anything more american than Bud light on the 4th of July. You can ‘yee-hawww’ all night long, but do it with a free cold one in your hand.

PS: I know this is a Coors commercial but it goes

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