We’ve Got A Phillies Fan On The Field And I Think I Want Him Signed

Alright so don’t run on the field and all that blah blah blah. Buuuuuuuuuut, if you do run on the field, be fast as the wind like this young fella.

He showed more hustle in centerfield than we’ve seen all year. Picked up speed half way through and even hopped the fence no problem. I honestly thing the only thing stopping him from getting away with this completely was the one fan that cock blocked him when he jumped over. Where’s the bro code at? Let the man go. Also very impressive, the strength when being held down. That is all legs, the same place where your swing comes from too. He’s got defensive speed and home run strength???????? Sign him.

Update: we’ve got a second fan

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