Am I A Pussy Or Was It Just A Dream?

Eddie

Like any normal functioning adult I had a massive lunch at 3:30ish today and was so full I needed to take a nap. I just woke up and the dream I had I had to blog about. Usually, I try and stick to trending topics and basketball thoughts but I really had to blog this dream and maybe start a new series, who knows.

Am I a pussy or is this just a wild dream? If I do something in my dream is it something I would actually do or is it just some food coma make believe?

Recently my friend/barber had his first baby. The dream starts as me at his house, his family is there and the details are foggy but I have to imagine I’m meeting the baby for the first time. A quick cut to me leaving. For some reason I’m walking through the trees to get to a road where I parked, his house isn’t like this at all so this is just my brain doing brain shit. I just come out of the trees and there’s a bit of a clearing of flat grass then the road where my car is, I’m a few hundred feet away. I’m walking towards the road and a guy who is standing in the clearing turns to me and starts talking, I take my left AirPod out because I can’t hear him and he pulls a knife out but I can’t quite tell if it’s a knife or not yet. What’s worse than being kidnapped? Running away from some dude with a pen. For reference the guy sort of looked like Dallas Braden but in cold spring NH day wardrobe. Windbreaker, shit like that.

If we’re keeping track of if I’m a pussy, guy pulls out a knife and looks like Dallas Braden and I continue to casually walk towards him. Not a pussy but maybe just dumb. I don’t remember what he did but I’m on the ground, hands up and he’s got a knife to my stomach. No fighting just laying there. Pussy move or maybe smart move?

Next thing I know I’m in some sort of trunk but the top is open and the material is almost like those puffy black vest jackets people used to wear in the early 2000s.

Kinda like this.

When I say trunk I don’t mean a car trunk. I mean like how your grandparents have a trunk at the end of the bad type shit.

Now a lot happens while I’m in here. There’s not a lot of people than a lot of people enter. I’m blindfolded but can see through it. I ask for water and get water boarded. Now I don’t have a blindfold on. I have my phone still but I can’t use it than they finally take my phone away (my unconscious self knew I was up to something like in Inception).

These guys all look like rednecks but from New Hampshire where I live. If you’re not from here you might not be able to picture it but if we grew up together I bet you know what I mean.

They kept saying they think I’m a boss or soon to be something like that. I couldn’t tell them that I’m not in more ways and I ended up telling them I’m an assistant. I am not an assistant. They then said that because I’m an assistant I could be a boss in training. I think that was my brain telling me I watch too much Entourage and I’m not the next Ari Gold. While this is going on my real brain wakes up to remind me I have a meeting soon. So I wake up to make sure I’m not going to be late for a meeting because it wouldn’t be the first time. I wasn’t but why not blog this dream while I wait.

I really hope I was able to make you visualize the dream but if I wasn’t just know it was very real until it wasn’t. I’ve always had crazy dreams but some stick out and this was one of them.

The question I need answered. Am I a pussy or is this just a dream? We’ve all had scary dreams and we’ve all been superheroes but some dreams just seem more real and realistic than others. So, does this dream make me a pussy or just dumb or both, maybe neither. You be the judge.

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