No you’re not in the Twilight Zone folks! I couldn’t make this shit up! Today is National Leash Awareness Day. So since today is a special day for leashes (according to Petco and not because of a federal crime that has spread like wildfire amongst the smartest of the smart on Reddit) I’m here to educate you on the different type of leashes one can use on your
20 year old sugar baby pet to ensure they are never in danger of being choked (or having the back of their head touch their ass while you “discipline” them).
*DISCLAIMER* All info regarding leashes and they’re intended use are taken from HolidayBarn.com
Well folks there you have it! If you’re a
founder of a sports media company who loves to film himself fucking pet owner who is concerned for their sugar baby’s Border Collie’s safety the standard flat lead is the one to go with!
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