New Way To Test For COVID, Screaming. Sign Me Up

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Yup, sign me right up for this. I, like I assume most people have done the nasal test. It sucks. You immediately start to tear up, not even from pain, just because that’s what your body does. Then the nurses think you’re a little baby back bitch. It’s awful. Also you don’t get the results from your facial assault for like 3-5 days. This seems like the best case scenario for testing.

First off it’s immediate results. Yup, sign me up for that. No need to walk around wondering if you’re just spitting out Rona left and right for the better part of a week. Scream and yell like Drew Berrymore in Scream and bang, results.

Also, screaming at the top of your lungs is like a top 5 feeling. Maybe it’s because I am in-charge of a toddler but I feel like yelling more often than I’d like to admit. You don’t know frustration until you tell a tiny human being not to do something that you know they understand and they do it right in your face. Nothing and I mean NOTHING will get your blood boiling faster. I know you know what I’m saying when I tell you not to pour water on the floor. KEEP IT IN THE TUB YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

Anyway, like I said, would love to scream. I’d get tested everyday. Try and stop me from screaming.

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