CEO Joe note: This is all allegedly. Nothing has been proven this whole post is opinion.
Here I am laying in bed at 8:30Am to a text from CEO Joe. “Von Miller fucked up” and a link to a tweet. Let me tell you I was NOT ready for this goddamn text.
I saw rock hard dick and thought we had another Ray Allen situation on our hands. The next screenshot told a different tale…
Von! Even if you feel like that you can’t just be telling people bro Jesus Christ.
That’s gotta be a wild ass text to receive. Dude gets you pregnant and then tells you he’s praying for a miscarriage like fam. I can’t imagine typing that text out and I’m broke, like I can’t afford a kid. Von Miller and I, shockingly, are in different financial situations.
Is this his wife? It can’t be right. This is a text you send your mistress. I’m trying to get into the mindset of Von Miller and I’m having a tough time with it. This is similar to when Paul George offered that stripper a million dollars to have an abortion. A little different but same idea behind it all, maybe Vons cheap. Those NFL checks aren’t the same as NBA so maybe it’s a tight month.
As always Twitter had fun with this awful moment in these peoples lives. What a truly awful and amazing website.
Von Miller when he meets his baby pic.twitter.com/JYHAxHqzOk— Quinn (@Ghost_Wave) January 5, 2021
Reading these Von Miller texts… pic.twitter.com/qskmYb6lPp— rone’s gamblin corner (@_rone) January 5, 2021
Von Miller really said pic.twitter.com/oWV10WFaHT— jimmy (@NotJCud66) January 5, 2021
Von Miller when asked why he doesn’t want kids :— Dereck Nemeth (@DereckNemeth) January 5, 2021
Von Miller when he found he got his girl pregnant… pic.twitter.com/1KKNdIyrVs— Buck (@BuckyRyan32) January 5, 2021
Von Miller trying to explain the texts pic.twitter.com/0mFpkVcMBU— Alexander The Average (@The_Tooth_Hurts) January 5, 2021