Happy final fucking Monday of 2020. We did it people, it was long, it was outrageous but we made it. I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and happy holiday season. So, I was thinking about who I wanted to celebrate during the final MM of 2020. Then I saw one of my favorite Christmas movies was on TV…
And, I do what I do and googled “Tim Allen Mugshot” and BOOM! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
Is his mugshot new? Nope. Is his mugshot as crazy as Misty Loman? CLICK HERE to see Misty Loman crazy mugshot. No. But the story is fantastic and he looks exactly like I would want him to look when he was arrested in 1978.
First off… His real name is Timothy Alan Dick. Mindblown. I now have a completely new thought behind the name… Tim The TOOL Man Taylor..
Now, why was Tim Dick arrested you ask?
Crime Museum “In October 1978, Tim Allen, 25 at the time, was arrested by an undercover cop at the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport. Allen and a partner were caught with over 650 grams of cocaine and subsequently arrested on the scene.”
Scott Calvin was definitely on the naughty list. I mean that is a lot of coke. How the heck did he go on to have a stellar acting career?
Crime Museum “Tim Allen pled guilty to the drug trafficking charges. He faced up to a life sentence in prison, but provided the names of the other dealers in the scheme in exchange for a reduced sentence of three to seven years in prison.”
SNITCHES GET STITCHES TIM! Wow. But, I mean facing life in prison or naming a few names… What would you do? After he gave up the names, Tim served 2 years and 4 months, before being one of our favorite TV Dads and Santa Clause’s.
Here is what you have been waiting for:
All I know is i now need this shirt..
Now every time you see Timothy Alan Dick on your TV just remember that he was a badass drug trafficker and then snitched to save his own ass… And, I’m completely fine with it.