The 72 Dolphins Are The Most Annoying Team Of All Time


Someone needed to say it about these guys. Every year it’s the same old shit with them. An NFL team gets hot, starts the year something like 8-0, 9-0 or better and all the members of the 72 Dolphins start coming out of the woodwork. This year we had Larry Csonka chirping the Steelers on twitter.

Now listen, there is something very relatable to wanting other people to fail. We all like to act like we’ve never done that or never would but we’d be lying. Anyone that’s ever played golf has had the thought ‘shank it, shank it, shank it’ repeating in their head as their buddy is about to tee off. The Dolphins are the only team in NFL history to go undefeated and win a Super Bowl. They want to be the only team to do it, I can get that.

But with that being said, with the up most respect. Just shut your old bag of bones mouthes about it already.

Larry, you guys played 14 regular season games, not 16. Cool 17-0. By the time the Patriots got to the Super Bowl undefeated to face the Giants they already had 18 wins. And if it weren’t for a wildly impossible catch, they would have been 19-0. You want to rebuttal back with ‘but they didn’t.’ Fine, but let’s get something straight, that Patriots team beats the 72 Dolphins by 30 at least. As do most teams now a days.

You know how many passing touchdowns that 72 Dolphins team had between all their quarterbacks that year. 17. 17 touchdowns and 12 interceptions. Brady had 50 touchdowns and 8 picks.

That Dolphins team couldn’t even make the playoffs in 2020. There, I said it. So all you old dickheads that smoke your cigars and drink your whiskey because you’re still the only undefeated team in NFL history. Just stop. You did something great a billion years ago, we don’t care and you couldn’t hold anyone’s jock strap in this league now. I mean look at this guy. This is Dick Anderson, the starting SAFETY for this team, the DPOY and a member of the all 70’s hall of fame team.

Imagine that dude trying to tackle quite literally anyone or more importantly covering a wide receiver. DK Metcalf would have 600 yards and 7 touchdowns before half time of Dick Anderson. So just enjoy retirement and shut the fuck up.

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