Potential Jeopardy Hosts

John Rich

Ken Jennings is currently the interim host of the game show Jeopardy. Jeopardy recently announced that they will test out a series of interim hosts before choosing Alex Trebek’s permanent replacement. Here are 9  people who I would like to see replace Alex Trebek.

 

Steve Harvey – the obvious choice who everybody is asking for. Steve Harvey is unquestionably the greatest game show host, and most hilarious media personality in the history of time. He has a perfectly shiny head and painted on mustache. He wrote a book titled “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man”. He has never missed on a joke in his life. He has the ability to crush in front of an audience without even saying a word. Please take the time to watch this 2 and a half hour video, which is the 5th video in a 5 part series titled “Steve Harvey Kills on Family Feud”. God bless the creator of this series, YouTube user ‘deanmasonone’, you are doing god’s work.

 

 

Sultan Kosen – for this unfamiliar with Sultan Kosen, he is known for being the world’s tallest man. The world’s tallest man would be a nice change of pace for Jeopardy. Alex Trebek stood at 5’8”, whereas Sultan Kosen is 8’3”. Trebek wore a size 8.5 shoe, while Kosen wears a size 22. Sultan would bring an additional 2’7” of height to the podium, and a shoe nearly 3x as big. Something to consider when picking the new Jeopardy host.

 

DogFace208 – viral sensation DogFace208 has been hot in the streets this year. He got super popular from making an extremely average Tik Tok where he skateboarded to the Dixie Chicks. Everyone seems to love him. The only thing that worries me is that he definitely has some skeletons in his closet that will surface within the next couple of months, so he might be a short-term solution.

 

Alex Trebek Hologram – Hologram technology is fantastic nowadays. Hologram Tupac has been rocking stadiums for years. Hologram Whitney Houston is currently on tour. There is no reason to think that Hologram Alex Trebek would not do a fantastic job replacing real life Alex Trebek.

 

 

Sister Jean – Sister Jean recently turned 101 years old. She is best known for singlehandedly leading the Loyola Chicago Ramblers to the Final Four in 2018. Despite a lackluster roster and uninspired coaching, Sister Jean used the power of Jesus Christ to lead the Ramblers to their best season ever. There is no telling what she could do for Jeopardy.

NCAA Basketball: Loyola University Celebration

 

Sal Masekela from the X-Games – It has been a while since Sal Masekela has blessed our television screens. Jeopardy has always lacked the element of extreme. Sal’s experience commentating the X-Games would certainly bring a much needed level of extreme to the show.

 

Philip Rivers – If Philip Rivers was given an opportunity to host Jeopardy, I would not have to watch him play quarterback for the Colts anymore. It is a win-win for Philip and all of Indianapolis.

 

John Rich (me) – I would do an incredible job hosting Jeopardy. I’ve seen over 100 episodes. I am a good reader. I can be a dick to the contestants when they have stupid stories, or if they are being nerds. If offered the job, I would quit my current job immediately and make hosting Jeopardy my #1 priority.

 

 

Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis’ – 2003 Ebaum’s World sensations Bubb Rubb & Lil’ Sis are obvious front runners. They have both been living in luxury since their whistler tips business took off but have recently expressed interest in being famous again.

 

 

 

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