And 2020s last trick, we will laugh at and mock this alien statue, monolith thing in Utah. GREAT IDEA GUYS.
'Who Does This Kind of Stuff?' Mystery Metal Monolith Discovered in Utah Desert. via @Storyful pic.twitter.com/LNNUccFORQ
— David Clinch (@DavidClinchNews) November 24, 2020
This is, without a shadow of a doubt, alien shit. Now I’m not sure if this is like a landing spot or a signal but I know it’s alien. I’m not sure if it’s new or old but I know mocking it is one of the dumber things we’ve done this year and that’s saying something. I would just like to say, respectfully, Mr. and/or Ms. Alien we do not claim them. Yes, Utah is part of the US but we do NOT claim them. Do what you must.
I’m contractually obligated to make a pop culture reference here. Everyone seems to be bringing up Space Odyssey and Planet Of The Apes so I’ll reach a bit deeper in my bag of tricks and bring a more recent show to the fold. Marvel: Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. this looks like a bigger version of the crystals that turned people into inhumans (spoiler alert).
PS. Real quick because we’re talking aliens and I brought up Marvel. Infinity war is infinitely (see what I did there?) better then End Game. It isn’t that close either. I’m not a superhero movie guy but anyone with half a brain could tell you that.