I like to think of myself as a nice person. If I see an old lady struggling to push her cart to her little Oldsmobile at the grocery store, I’ll help her out. On the flip side if I see someone get smoked in the nuts (whether it be on TV or during a youth soccer game in which I’m the coach) I’ll laugh 100% of the time. Does that make me a bit of an asshole? Maybe, maybe not. But that’s not what I’m bringing to the table for the Branders to decide today. No, today I bring to you a video that no matter how bad of a day I’m having will make me uncontrollably laugh.
I mean come on! How can you not laugh at this video? The sheer stupidity of jumping off of a roof, the loud guttural screams of pain, the camera guy repeatedly asking if they’re okay. This is a funny fucking video.
The doctor in the whatever ER they went to probably had the same reaction as us. They probably came in to the ER looking like this and to be honest I don’t know how the doc could keep a straight face and do his job.
I imagine this injury didn’t deter the backyard wrestlers from trying this move once their Mountain Dew fueled bodies recovered from their injuries. Because you know how the saying goes.
If at first you don’t succeed, wait for your spine to heal and get realigned and try again!
P.S. We released this week’s riffin pod titled “Jimmy Boobtron: Boy Penis” it’s good so plz go listen.