First off, if you haven’t listened to any of Mike Tyson’s podcast you’re missing out. The guy is incredible and he’s actually really good interviewer. I think it comes from the fact he is genuinely interested in his guests and the questions are all ones he really would love to hear an answer to.
In this recent episode he goes into detail about how he use to pass drug test by filling a fake penis with his baby and wife’s urine.
“It was awesome, man,” Tyson said. “I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid. Cuz I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant.” via MMAmania
Let me tell you something, if Mike Tyson’s piss came back that he was pregnant in his prime, it would have been one of the biggest sports stories of all time. Like when MJ retired, it would be national news from the start of the day until we went to bed at night. Because it’s Mike Tyson this is the most and least shocking story I’ve ever heard.
I imagine he pulled fake penis out and was saying to himself: ‘Look at that penith champ. You are thooo thavy. They’ll never thhee thith coming.’
Go listen to his pod, that’s what I’m trying to say here.