It’s Monday Branders and you know what that means? I’m still shaking the cobwebs out from a weekend of
drunken shenanigans playing PS2 and suffering a severe IBS episode from some Garlic Parm wings. So because of this my creativity for a blog today is at an all time low so I’ve decided to recap the tweets from my fellow Branded Sports bloggers best friends.
1 Retweet and I start really drinking
— Notorious JOE (@JoePopBrand) October 31, 2020
Did I RT this because I wanted my boss to enjoy himself on what was a nice fall Saturday? Or did I want to get him drunk so I could finally pitch to him my idea for a weekly podcast that spends the entire 69 minutes making orgasm sounds and having contestants try to guess what song we’re mimicking with our orgasm noises? I’ll let you decide. ￼
— AJ Torres (@ajtorres1230) October 31, 2020
WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE OOH
🚨 THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE COME OUT WITH YOUR PENIS FLACID AND YOUR PANTS UP🚨
Who knows what I was? pic.twitter.com/34FhTr8YKP
— Kmess (@kmess22) October 30, 2020
Handsome and clever. Mrs Mess is one lucky gal!
Known fan of Law and Order Brett Favre https://t.co/SVRMqrCuiE
— Edstradamus (@EJS_4) October 30, 2020
I always assumed Favre was a big CSI NY fan.
— BadGalAli (@aliweitz) October 31, 2020
Get the bucket and the mop because President Obama gives Ali some WAP!
Today’s mood: pic.twitter.com/hraDJzMPGd
— Walsh (@Keith_Walsh18) October 31, 2020
When Walsh puts his mind to something he goes out and puts 110% into it. So I have no doubt he blacked out and ended up drunk dialing the closest wing place.
When Ben Dinucci shows up at the deli tomorrow after not covering the spread pic.twitter.com/FuNOXhtCYf
— Northeast Degenerates (@NEdegenerate) November 2, 2020
Italians what a group of people! These jokes will always play in my book. Well done Degen boys! Get these boys a round of gabagool on me!
Pretty cool of my neighbor to dress up as an unregistered sex offender for Halloween this year.
— Chavy (@AgentChavyScarn) October 31, 2020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY TWEET FROM THE SECOND MOST HANDSOME GUY AT BRANDED SPORTS!
See you Tuesday butt nuggets.