Good afternoon my fellow Branders.
I’m writing this today to inform you that I will no longer be writing blogs
for the internet to go wild over. It wasn’t an easy decision but it was a necessary one. After sitting down with my family and talking it over we decided that it was in the best interest of the world if I put my brain to use in other productive ways (volunteering with the homeless, running a deaf rap battle competition, etc).
To CEO Joe I want to say thank you. You’re the best blogging boss I’ve ever had (myself excluded) and I have no doubt you will take Branded Sports to Saturn and back.
To Kmess, you’re very handsome.
To AJ, FART.
To Walsh, keep the NightCap on Thursday’s extra weird.
To Ali, you should be the next Bachelorette.
And to every other Brander I’d like to wish you the best of luck going forward!
Now everyone is probably wondering if I will continue the social media juggernaut that is my Twitter account. The short answer is yes.
The long answer is yes, I’ve decided that RT’ing videos and offering little commentary on them is the move for my social media brand (pun intended). Rex Chapman has always been one of my favorite follows on Twitter and I’d like to honor him by taking a page out of his playbook (no I will not be breaking into an Apple Store).
So without further ado I’d like to offer you a glimpse into what I’ll be focusing on full time! Ladies and Gentleman say hello to Sex Scatman!
Take it Sleazy Branders and I’ll see you on the other side!