Fort Bragg Is About To Be Put In Horny Jail NSFW

Chavy

Come on Fort Bragg be better. Everybody gets horny from time to time there’s no need to hide behind the “we were hacked” defense.

I’m imaging this happened because some intern was too horny to realize he was logged onto the Fort Bragg account and not his personal account (which if I had to guess is something like @SuckedAndFucked3737337377373869 with a picture of an anime girl being ravaged by tentacles). Hand up that’s happened to me once or twice this week albeit all I did send one harmless tweet from my podcast account instead of my personal one about how I hate Italians. Not quite on the same level as tweeting dirty talk to an OnlyFans entrepreneur but I understand it’s an easy mistake to make.

Or what if this was a cold calculated maneuver by the Army to recruit young and horny dudes?

Some young 18 year old who plans to go to welding school is scrolling through Tik Tok when suddenly he gets an sponsored ad from the US Army.

Announcer: “Fort Bragg, come for the camaraderie and then cum again for babes!”

*Jump by Van Halen starts playing to a montage of Johnny Sins cosplaying as a army bro who’s back from deployment and shooting rope on his girlfriend like it’s a goddamn AK-47*

Now that’s a commercial that will get the horned up teens to join the Army!

Oh yeah and Fort Bragg take a lap and then go straight to horny jail.

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