RIPIP sloot podcasts. The Queen is back and she’s ready to fuck our ear pussies like they’ve never been fucked before!
Sofia took a 8 month sabbatical from social media and decided this was the thing to comeback with? C’mon. This is a horrible name for a podcast. This is like when you’re promising every sexual position under the sun to your long distance girlfriend for weeks only to cum in her belly button after 15 seconds and spend the rest of your night crying while you stuff your face with leftover Olive Garden.
Now I know I’m not the demo for the pod (because I don’t Venmo girls for attention and I’m not a sloot) so I questioned both sides of the target audience to get some feedback. My friend Sylvan (who hosted the Nightcap with me before he contracted COVID) told me “I planned on simping for Sofia after the breakup of CHD, but after seeing this I think I’ll only Venmo her $500 instead of my original $1000”. And my cousin (big time sloot, she’s a church of Latter Day Saint and an 8 time confirmed sex haver) politely yet firmly asked me to please never call her again.
So Branders which side sex position are you choosing in the post CHD breakup world?