Quarantine Has Trae Young SUPER Horny

Eddie

Trae Young making a case for First Team All Horny. Trae living by the phrase shooters shoot on and off the court. This is giving me BIG Ray Allen horny vibes. I don’t know how anyone could mistake the tweet button and the DM button like Ray (and probably Trae did) but I’m also not getting barraged with offers like either of them. Perks of being a multimillionaire pro athlete, you can look like a cabbage patch kids and still kill it.

He or his team are going to say he was hacked but we all know the truth. Hackers say wild shit and promote Twitter accounts that get banned the next day. All this is was a horny 21 year old, nothing more nothing less. I hope the only judgement he gets is not knowing how to send a DM.

I do love that this was clearly supposed to go to a group chat. Like the thought of Trae Young having a bunch of DM group chats of girls is hilarious to me. Might be the best sexting ice breaker of all time too. A little early for my taste, 10Am is a bit much but we’ve all been there.

Before I go, I want to leave you with the best timeline sext of all time. First ballot HOF Horndog, Ray Allen everyone.

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