Holy shit. That is is something out of an actual nightmare. The fact that this dude was 6’2″ , 300 lbs and David Spade is what? 5’7″ maybe? I would be shitting a brick and yet, Joe Dirt sprang right into action. Grabbed a shotgun and was ready to blast his assistant away.
I read somewhere if you mentally go through these scenarios in your head you’re like 30% more likely to survive them if they ever happen. I’d like to think that would work for me but you hit me with a taser when I’m dead asleep and I’m probably toast.
It would have been hilarious if he had to actually fire him. That would be an all time phone call.