Dallas Out on McCarthy

Cowboys have decided to not take up McCarthy Alaska Mayor Reese Around on his bid to move the team to his beloved city.

When asked for reasons why the town would not work for the Cowboys Jerry Jones was quoted as saying “My eyes aren’t too far apart!”

Cowboys Quarterback Andy Dalton welcomed a move up north saying “I would love to finally be somewhere where being out in the sun for 10 minutes won’t result in third degree sunburn.”

The Cowboys would’ve definitely had a bit of a rough transition if they made the move to Alaska but would the home field advantage they’d have be worth it?

Does it really matter because they could play on the moon and still never make it to the Super Bowl!

Featured image via Inside the Star (LINK)

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