OnlyFans is getting its first Super Bowl Champ!


Wow who had “former Super Bowl Champ Plaxico Burress joining OnlyFans” on their 2020 Bingo card?

I’ll be honest I’m not really surprised to see Plaxico join OnlyFans and I think we’ll see plenty of former players make the jump once their best playing days are behind them. And if you are reading over that last part again and still confused hear me out.

If these guys had the option to make millions getting their brains scrambled like eggs or making thousands to scramble some girl’s eggs they’re choosing the OnlyFans route 99.9% of the time (unless they’re some weirdo who values marriage over money).

Who knows what Plaxico is going to charge for this but I think he’ll attract the female demo (because chicks are horny) and the male demo (who are mostly Steelers fans who will pay him to fuck their wives).

Also this guy wins the replies.

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