Valerie Loureda Signed A Bellator Contract And Celebrated With Some Twerking

Bobby Cotton

This is how you celebrate. Sign a deal to make some paper and you shake your ass on twitter. Let’s make this a trend going forward. And I’m talking for everyone. Conor McGregor signs another huge boxing contract, helicopter all over the place. I sign a multi million dollar deal to do anything and you better believe your seeing my ass. Some way shape or form.

And also, don’t be this dude. 

Relax Cory Lee Richards. Be a bigger nerd you dork. Girl is stacked, let her do her thing and you go back to worrying about your beard oils and IPAs no one wants to drink.

Never trust a three named person. Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman. I think I’ve made my point. 

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