(Video) Former NFL Runningback Larry Johnson Thinks Dave Portnoy Is A Satanic Pedophile

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I can’t wait to see what Dave has to say about this. Imagine you’re just minding your own business, slinging stocks. And then out of no where you hear a former NFL player just made a lengthy video about you eating pizza and selling children or something. It’s a top 5 crazy person move.

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I can’t tell if Larry Johnson hates Dave Portnoy or he just hates pizza. Maybe he has a gluten issue that I’m not aware of? This whole 15 minute video is just one non sensical point after another. He tries to say the way Dave points indicates Devil horns and that all of the pizza reviews are videos about pedophilia.

At one point he tries to tie in a Larry Bird jersey with the satanic numbers 666. Yeah I know 3+3=6, now where’d you get the other 660 from? Show your work. The whole thing is just confusing and bizarre. At one point he even drops a video of ‘Baby Boss’ in there that I thought was an ad.

Then he busts out the ‘pedophile pizza code.’ Which from a naming standpoint alone is just bananas.

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This is just insane, I mean why would semen be map? Semen would most definitely be sauce. Maybe orgy could be garlic bread or something. And if ‘masterminds’ came up with this code, they definitely wouldn’t use two different words for young boy. Chicken and pasta for both is over kill.

And the ending, I mean wow. He just ends with a close up of some Google search that just says Dave Portnoy is jewish.

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What did Jewish people do to make everyone hate them so much? Any time something goes wrong people want to hate on the Jews. Power goes out due to a big storm. Someone somewhere. “GOD DAMN JEWS!!!!” Feels like there is some weird trend that is’t cool to hate jewish people or something.

And I don’t want to sound insensitive here, but Larry Johnson needs real help. Guy did an interview with ESPN a few years back and said he believes he is living with CTE. So, not saying this is 100% due to CTE but it’s 10000000% due to CTE. And not to dive too much back on the Jewish thing but here is an excerpt from that ESPN interview.

“Since 2020, Larry Johnson has come under criticism for various posts on his Twitter account including Holocaust Denial, support of Hitler, and antisemitic tropes such as claiming Jews worship Satan, and attributing fake quotes to the bible.[31] … Johnson’s tweets have also touched on topics common among conspiracy theory proponents including freemasonry and George Soros.”

The only think more sad than watching this video is seeing the hundreds of comments supporting it.

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We are living in the weirdest year ever. Some how Larry Johnson making a manifesto about Dave Portnoy being a pedophile seems about right. 2020 doesn’t miss.

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