Try To Watch Cardi B And Meg Thee Stallion’s New Music Video Without Getting A Boner

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Cardi B and Meg have been teasing this new song and video for WAP for a few days now and I knew it was going to have something to do with fuckin. Can’t have a collab between the two biggest freaks in the game without talkin pussy. And boy these two (plus 5-10 more hot girls) did not disappoint.

The video is the audio edited version, probably because they realize how many people are going to stream it and don’t want to have to bleep out wet ass pussy every 2-3 seconds. Yes that is what WAP stands for and if you don’t have one after watching and listening to this you might want to see a doctor.

2 verses each, and I’m mesmerized by this entire performance by Meg. Starting to realize potentially why no one wants to have sex with me—I can’t offer an experience like this.

Getting into the lyrics is absolutely bananas. Cardi’s first verse:

Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it’s inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I’m surprised
Let’s roleplay, I’ll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don’t cook, I don’t clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring

The way she said kegel is perfection. I’d like to see the data on how many Google searches for kegels happen overnight. Plus an absolute stone cold stunner line about how she got that ring. When she said “I turn Offset on” I believe her.

I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

A maestro with her words, in a way only Cardi B can describe.

Then it’s Meg’s turn:

Never lost a fight, but I’m looking for a beating
In the food chain, I’m the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he’s a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don’t hang, then he can’t bang
You can’t hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask “Whose is it?”
When I ride the dick, I’ma spell my name, ah

First of all not that anyone is paying attention but Meg’s ad libs are top notch. Whenever artists do a ton of them I like to imagine them recording in studio just moaning and making weird noises until they get the right take.

Just a total dick breaker of an anthem. I am going to be singing along to wet ass pussy for days, weeks, maybe even years.

We don’t even need the cameo appearances from Kylie Jenner, Normani, Rosalia, or Mulatto but we got them anyways. Normani is probably the only guest of substance since that girl can MOVE but if you were looking for Kylie to start twerking talking about her wet ass pussy you are sorely mistaken. We will leave that to the experts and I will do whatever I can so that Kylie is not the story here. Sorry Kris Jenner.

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