Is there a worse way to announce that you haven’t cheated on your wife?

I like to think a lot of the branders are upstanding citizens and people of morals and principle. You know what I’m talking about. The type of person that puts on horseblinders when they’re in a relationship and only has eyes for their significant other. Which is exactly why I would never expect to scroll through Instagram and see a story from the Branders like this.

There’s a lot of things that would have to happen to me before I’d even think about posting something like this to social media. A head injury, another head injury right after I just completed rehab for the previous head injury, and drinking a few gallons of 4 Loko.

Everyone can relate to seeing a post like this because we all have those former high school classmates that overshare on social media. Whether they’re (not humble) bragging about having sex with the love of their life, or getting into heated arguments with the love of their life in the comments on the picture of Jax and Tara from Sons of Anarchy they shared and captioned “goals”, we’ve all seen it.

Let’s hope for this guy’s sake he didn’t contract syphilis because it might make his already dumb brain dumber.

Featured image via The Balance Small Business (LINK)

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